1. What do you call him?
Bastard
Cockroach-face
‘Jime
Saitou
Ooh!yeah!rightthere!ohharderyeahcomeon!!!!
Hajime

2. What kinds of conversations do you typically have with him?
He belittles and/or constantly rejects me.
Well, whatever we’re talking about, everyone around us finds it pretty damn funny. *grumbles* I don’t see what’s so funny about being called “ahou” all the time.
He lightens up when he talks to me, and I can tell he really loves me. Sometimes he even says it! ^__^
We banter a lot. It ranges from light-hearted and almost affectionate to serious and openly insulting.
It’s usually just me screaming out his name. Multiple times, if you know what I mean. ^__~
We have real conversations about real topics in which we often compel each other to reveal our true emotions.

3. Does he hurt you?
Routinely, mentally as well as physically. Sometimes in truly awful ways that I honestly don’t know if I can handle.
Only when I’m being stupid or if I’ve just embarrassed him.
He hurt me when we first met, but I’ve forgiven him. Of course he wouldn’t ever hurt me now! He loves me! O_O
Sometimes, when it works out that way. He’s a harsh person, after all...
Ooh, that sounds like fun! And maybe if I were tied down.......
It’s inevitable that some pain will result from this relationship, but it helps us get to know each other better and eventually we’ll smooth everything out.

4. What’s most likely to come between you two?
Well, Kenshin/Katsu/Megumi/Aoshi is in love with me and I just can’t decide... ‘cause Saitou’s really mean to me, and everyone disapproves of our relationship, but still...
Circumstances. Stupid bad luck. It’s not funny!!!!
*eyes get big* That time when I thought he was dead... but he’s back now so everything is happy!!!
His personality and/or duties as a government spy. I hope we can work it out.
Come? Did you say come? Heh heh....
Our mutual character flaws. But we can change.

5. What bothers you the most about this relationship?
He stabbed me in the shoulder when we first met!! Is there a less healthy way to start a relationship? T__T
Why does he always get the better of me? I’m prettier, dammit!
Nothing; it’s perfect! *hugs him tight*
We argue too much.
When he has to get out of bed to go... well, to go anywhere, actually... Damn, now I’m horny and cold!
I won’t complain about the problems; I’ll just do what I can to try and make things work.

6. What might be considered a physical symbol for your relationship?
This scar on my shoulder.
A rooster?
A golden ring!
A nihontou.
A bottle of lube.
A book.

7. Sex in the story of your romance is...
...painful and sometimes even noncon.
...frequent, loud, and usually interrupted or walked in on.
...very warm and nice, but not usually described.
...hot and satisfying when it’s there, often at the end.
What, there’s supposed to be a story???
...useful for the development of a healthy relationship.