I don’t really have much to say, and none of it in German.

Ryan’s song (with the music of that Chicken Dance song):

Cause Ryan is a chiccen, and

Ryan is a ducc and

Ryan is a goose

And Ryan is a horse and

Ryan is a cow and

Ryan is a moose

And Ryan is a pig and

Ryan is a sow and

Ryan is a hog

And Ryan is a fish and

Ryan is a worm and

Ryan is a frog!

Everyone loves Ryan;

He’s our in-store zoo.

Everyone loves Ryan.

Oh, Mister Ryan, I love you!

That’s all.