Saitou’s Secret Fetish

Two men in a slightly darkened room.

An air between them of surprise, tension, secrecy.

A worried tone.

“You swear you won’t tell anyone?”

A look.

“I swear.”

The shaking-out of folded garments; the rustle of fine cloth.

A floral pattern, sparkling gold stitching. Crimson and gilt.

Eyes widen. Disbelief that he’s actually going to put that thing on.

“It’s pretty, isn’t it?”

A dumbfounded nod.

The black yukata goes before, the sable obi and golden sash after.

A box is opened by precise gloved hands; one of the men gapes. “You’re not seriously…”

A silencing look.

Cool white cream smooths over warm skin, hiding all natural coloring.

A whisper. “‘Jime, I can’t believe you’re actually doing this.”


A young man by now very much discomfited. “I had no idea you were into this kind of stuff.”

A black pencil around already-dark eyes.

“I mean, you of all people…”

A harsh look, a remembered agreement.

A sweep of gemlike scarlet across puckered lips.


A mirror held up in satisfied gloved hands.

A tori-atama actually trembling. “I don’t believe what I’m seeing.”

An amused reply. “You look lovely; besides, you agreed to it, in exchange for–”

“Yeah, yeah, I know… but when do I get to wash this crap off?”

“After we’re done.”

A licentious look. “Fine. But is this what I gotta let you do to me every time I wanna top you?”

This was written for Queen Yokozuna’s Sizzle and Burn s a i s a Fanfiction Challenge, for the cross-dressing bonus category. These days it teeters on the edge of being downright hateful, so I’ve rated it .

This story is included in the Saitou & Sano Collection ebook (.zip file contains .pdf, .mobi, and .epub formats).


  1. plaidshirtjimkirk

    GOOD. Smash that gendered nonsense, Saito! I’m sure Sano looks exquisite. Idk I’m totally behind this. Makeup and pretty clothes look great on everyone. <3 Thanks for this!

    Also, re: 'Jime… When I went looking for ff in the beginning, I was like "wheeeeeeere did this come from!" [because of jou-chan??] but it kinda grew on me. I think it's cute. Not sure if I'll ever use it, but it certainly doesn't put me off.

    • kuroiyousei

      I don’t like the idea that there are only certain circumstances under which Sano is ~allowed~ to top, but I have to admit I do like the idea of Saitou having a very specific fetish like this. And, yes, Sano at the very least would look awesome in makeup. He so purdy anyway.

      LOL, yes, ‘Jime. It was inescapable back in the day.

      Thanks for reading!!


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