So lately, eight McDonald’s restaurants in the city have been robbed at gunpoint by the same guy. Needless to say, I’ve been rather concerned for my sister’s safety, especially when she called to tell me one day that the robber had actually been parked outside her store that morning but that the presence of customers had deterred him from entering long enough for them to call the police. Anyway, this morning he was attempting to rob another store and the police finally caught up with him. He was shot in the stomach. And it turns out that the weapon he was using all along was a BB gun. But anyway, he’s caught, so he won’t be robbing my sister’s store. Let us all heave a collective sigh of relief. (And also be glad that I no longer work there, although that’s more because it’s a crappy job than any of these concerns)