I don’t know why my stomach hurts, but it does. Although, come to think of it, it might be because of all that pride I swallowed last night as I returned to the job I quit a month and a half ago that I swore I would never do again. Yes, the faery is back at McDonald’s. I feel like a woman returning to an abusive relationship, telling herself it’s going to be different this time, that things have changed. *rolls eyes* Despite all my rage……….

Time to do these surveys.

1. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others? Eyes
2. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president? Why not?
3. Would you marry for money? It’s entirely possible
4. Have you had braces? *nods, eyes get wide, runs*
5. Do you pluck your eyebrows? No
6. Do you ever cut or hurt yourself? *nods, licks knife*
7. When was the last time you had a hickey? ????
8. Could you live without a computer? Could anyone?
9. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc…? Yes
10. If so, how many people are on your list(s)? Which list? No more than a couple on each, though, ’cause people don’t like me
11. If you could live in any past time period, which would it be? Elizabethan England
12. Do you drink enough water? Yes
13. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off? No shoes in the house. That is devilish.
14. What is your favorite fruit? Ichigo!!
15. Do you eat wheat bread or white? White
16. What is your favorite place to visit? Carlsbad Caverns
17. What is the last movie you saw? Miss Congeniality
18. Do you kiss on the first date? I see no reason not to
19. Are you photogenic? Not really
20. Do you dream in color or black and white? Yes
21. Are you wearing fingernail polish? Only on my toenails
23. Do you have any dimples? A couple
24. Do you remember being born? Um, no
25. Why do you take surveys? It’s easier to read ‘dori-chan’s answers that way
26. Do you drink alcohol? Rarely
27. Did you like high school? Gah… dai, DAI kirai!
28. What is the most beautiful language? Japanese
29. When you are asleep do you like being kissed awake? It sounds like fun
30. Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most? Either, here in the Rockies
31. Do you want to live to be 100? As long as I’m not entirely senile and/or hooked up to an expensive machine
32. Do you think women should be expected to shave their body hair? FUCK, no
33. Do you like salty food or sugary food the most? Salty
34. Is a flat stomach important to you? Depends on how you define “important,” and to whose flat stomach you refer
35. Do you or have you played with a ouija board? No
36. Are you loyal? Aa
37. Are you tolerant of other people’s beliefs? *nods*
38. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off? Off
39. Do you believe in magic? Not really
40. Do you have nightmares frequently? No
41. Do you like your nose? Yes
42. Do you like abstract art? Sometimes
43. Do you think you can draw well? Sometimes
44. Do you listen to music daily? Every moment, except when I’m writing poetry
45. Do you like to watch cartoons? Not stupid ones
46. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn’t real? No clue
47. How many pairs of shoes do have in your closet? Two
48. Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety? I mostly wear my steel-toed boots all the time.
49. Do you write poetry? Yes
50. Do you snore? I think so
51. Do you sleep more on your back, front, or sides? All of them, and I’m never comfortable in my new bed. *cries*
52. Would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler? I don’t much care
53. Do you lick stamps? Um, why not?
54. Do you use an electric can opener? No
55. Have you ridden in a hot air balloon? Sounds like fun, but no
56. Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? Um, duh
57. Do you think balding men should shave their heads? Whatever they feel like doing
58. Do you know anyone who is clinically depressed? Not currently
59. Do you prefer a piano or a violin? Violin (too many pianists in my house)
60. Are you a sex addict? Depends on who’s doing the bonking
61. Do you know someone who has cancer? No
63. Do you hunt? No
64. Do you like fast food joints, or expensive restaurants? Fast food is better, but if someone else pays I’ll eat anything
65. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? Museum
66. Do you have a middle name? Hai
67. Are you basically a happy person? Yes
68. Are you tired? Not at the moment
69. Did you drink anything with caffeine in it today? No, and I usually don’t either
70. Have you ever met anyone off the internet? Not in person
71. How many phones do you have in your house? I don’t know!
72. How long is your hair? Almost chin-length, but I tie it up these days
73. Do you get along with your parents? Most of the time
74. What color of eyes do you prefer? Gold
75. Are you a virgin? Why do you ask?
76. What medications do you take? None anymore
77. What does your bedroom look like? Utter chaos

1. How often do you cry?: Sometimes
2. What makes you cry the easiest?: To put it in psychological terms, Exestential Terror.
3. What makes you really really happy?: People I love, writing, reading
4. Has anyone close to you ever died?: Yes
5. Has anyone close to you ever committed suicide?: No
6. How many funerals have you been to?: None
7. Have you ever cried over the death of a celebrity?: Yes
8. What would be the scariest way to die (in your opinion)?: Drowning
9. What do you do in your spare time?: Write, read, draw, play with stuff on my computer (yay for tagging MP3’s!!)
10. What are some of your favorite restaurants?: Anything that’s not McDonald’s. Actually, there’s this awesome Chinese place called 2000 Wok that has the best sesame chicken in the entire world.
11. What time do you wake up in the morning?: Morning?
12. What is your natural sleeping pattern?: Dunno
13. What made you decide to have sex for the first time?: *smirks*
14. Were you in love?: *continues to smirk*
15. What’s your preferred method of birth control?: I dunno
16. Have you ever had a one-night stand?: Sortof
17. How many rooms does your house have?: Dunno
18. What would be your ideal living arrangement?: Anything with my loved one, but I think it would be totally awesome to live in a beautiful cave
19. How many times have you moved in your life?: Dunno… a bunch
20. What city/state would you like to live in?: I like it where I am
21. Have you ever lived on your own?: Hai
22. What do you do on weekends?: Write, read, draw, play with stuff on my computer
23. Do you enjoy alone time?: Aa
24. If you were stranded at home for a weekend without a computer or a TV, what would you do to entertain yourself?: O.O No computer?!?
25. What is one thing you would love to learn?: More languages
26. What are you really good at?: Writing, I think
27. If there were a book about your life, what would it be called?: Dunno
28. What word or phrase best describes your sense of style?: What kind of style?
29. What’s your favorite article of clothing?: Underwear and ties
30. Describe a typical outfit you’d wear to work/school: Dress shirt with a tie; pants vary.
31. What fashion “season” are you?: I don’t know about those things.
32. How long does it take you to get ready to go out on the weekend?: An hour, maybe just a little longer
33. Sum up your life right now in 5-10 words: What if I don’t want to?

About you:

Name: This Faery
Age: 22
Birthdate: September 2
Town: Colorado Springs
Hospital/Town Born In: Provo, Utah
Mom: Sally
Dad: Dennis
Real Hair Color: Brown
Real Eye Color: Green
Contact Eye Color: >.< I couldn't get them into my eyes more than twice
Dyed Hair Color: Orange stripes in front
Why do you dye your hair?: The colors look pretty on the box
Height: 5'5" or something… I always forget, and my D.'sL. isn't nearby
Piercings you have: Twice in the ears
Piercings you want: More in the ears, maybe one eyebrow
Tattoos you want/ what do they look like?: "Aku Soku Zan" kanji, but I haven't entirely decided where yet
Favorite Bands: L'arc~en~Ciel, System of a Down
Do you like rap– favorite artists, if so: No
Do you like rock– favorite artists, if so: Uh, yeah.
Favorite Christian Bands: Oh, gag me….
Sports you watch: I don't. But hockey's OK, and so is football.
Sports you like: Badminton, bowling
Hobbies: Writing, drawing
Favorite Type of Food: Chinese
Favorite Food: Potatoes
Favorite Stores: Lucky Neko Anime and Hobbies, Hot Topic, Media Play
Favorite Color: Black
If you were really Christian, you wouldn't have sex.. so tell us the truth. Why'd you do it? WTF? This question makes so little sense I have no clue how to answer it.
Talents: I think I write well
Say whatever comes to your mind: Who wouldn't be the one you love?
fun – in the sun
hate – black
love – red
marriage – Yes
waiting – for what?
emergency – no
depression – psychology
happiness – acceptance
divorce – no
sisters – I love them
brothers – Silly
boyfriend – *rolls eyes*
homosexuals – What about us?
black people – white people
spanish people – I used to work with, like, twelve of them
comedians – Yeah, whatever
MTV – I NEED HELP FROM SOMEONE WHO GETS IT!!!!!!!!!

Do you like Britney? Why? She's hot, and she sings OK, but her music mostly sucks
Do you like Cam'ron? Why? Who?
Do you like Jadakiss? Why? Who?
Do you like BSB? Why? Who?
Do you like Lil' Wayne? Why? Who?
Do you like Hoobastank? Why? Who?
Do you like Master P? Why? Who?
Do you like P. Diddy? Why? Who?
Do you like Nas? Why? Who?
Do you like Linkin Park? Dunno

Do you like filling out surveys? Why? Sometimes, and I don't know why
Favorite Type of Guy: The justice-incarnate type
Time You Go to Sleep: When I feel like it
Time You Wake Up: When I feel like it
Do you watch soap operas?: NOOOOOOOOOO
Do you watch Jenny Jones, Jerry Springer, etc.? No
Aren't black and Puerto Rican guys the hottest? If you say so
Do you have anything against Colombians? Why? Uh…. what?
What's your favorite car? Big trucks!!!
How long have you and your boyfriend/girlfriend been together? *glees, dances around*
Did you know I wanna live in the projects? Oro
What are you (prep, punk, goth, ghetto)? No
What nationality are you? Are you proud of it? I am proud of my lineage, but don't think much about my nationality
Has your mom ever gone to pick you up in pj's? Do you feel humiliated? Yes, she has, and no, I didn't.
Have you ever drag raced? No
What are your s/ns? kuroiyousei, SxS Prince
Which one is your favorite? kuroiyousei
Have you ever tried Colombian food? Dunno
Do you think that the survey is starting to get boring? Kindof, yeah. No mas, no mas.