Latest Site Update: I can’t remember when it was. I’m fairly sure it was Warriors Blue when that was finished, which would make it about the beginning of last month. Maybe I’ll be able to do something soon….

So here’s my funny story for the day:

The store closes at 2300. It was about ten minutes thereafter, doors locked, a good half-hour since our last customer of the day, and we were all working hard to get out of there. There have been a ridiculously large number of robberies in the area lately, and our particular store has been robbed three times in the last few years, so it’s easy to imagine how frightened some of us were when we began to hear a pounding noise that sounded as if someone were in the freezer or at the back door. One employee in particular seemed like she was going to have a heart attack. So my sister (who was the manager at the time) took Jorge (who is 6’6″ and weighs probably four hundred pounds) to look through the store for the source of the noise. They discovered that it hailed from the men’s bathroom. Jorge went in, and someone said to him, “Hey, can you bring me some toilet paper?”

*runs off to write stuff*