Latest Site Update: Episode 9 of Tsuki ni Kawatte Aku Soku Zan.

So the other night as I was driving home, I was thinking about whether or not I should marry Chou… ’cause I really love the guy, you know? And then that very night I had the most delicious dream about him. So I think I will make him my seventh husband. Most of my dream was my typical incoherence at work, but I’ll edit that part out and put down the gist of it: I was Shishio’s prisoner, and I was like, “Hey, I think you and, like, half the guys that work for you are totally gorgeous, so why not let me work for you instead of being your prisoner?” And Shishio was like, “OK, here’s a sword… go have Chou train you.” And in this dream I was freakishly in love with Chou (Shishio could tell; he always can), so I was happy about this. And I looked everywhere for him, and finally found him. But *coughs* the training was… something else… other than… kenjutsu. I do believe it was this that led me finally to finish up the first chapter of Majime ni Ikite.

Speaking of which — yes, Big Update finally happened. And I’m a bit nervous about whether people are going to like chapter 4 of Crimson Coronation or not. I’m glad to see that people haven’t stopped reading Aku Soku Zan(za), though… I was afraid they had because since a week ago when I posted the latest two chapters at the yaoi ml I’m on (which is where all the ASZz chapters get posted first), I haven’t had a single read on them. But on ff.n things are looking a bit better.

Everyone at work agrees that Chibi’ivil says “Oh waow!” better than anyone they know. Well, actually they said that I say it better than anyone they know, so I explain to them that it’s not me, it’s Chibi’ivil. Chibs is glad that we’re not sick anymore, and wants to watch the next two eps of Boku no Sexual Harassment. I want them too. Hurry, kazaa!

We have these awesome tomatoes now!!! They’re grape tomatoes, and they’re for our new salads, and they’re the perfect size to squish, like, twelve in a row. They go skjch and squish all over the place like a giant ant or something. I have to restrain myself from squishing the whole boxful of them. Ngyee hee.

Oh, yeah…. I got this weird email from someone I don’t know. The subject is Mada koritenai, which is a phrase from 1/2 — which is why I figured this person must be emailing me about fanfiction or something. But their email is unintelligible:

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Now it is my intention to play several hours of video games.