Latest Site Update: TheAnimeFanboy let me put his hilarious fic Kenshinball up! Go read it, one and all!!
All right, the first thing I have to say is this: earlier I counted up all the pages of RK fanfic that I’ve written, including stories nobody has ever heard of and possibly never will and old stuff that nobody remembers now, but excluding any document that was a page long or less… care to take a guess at how many pages there were? 668. Six hundred and sixty-eight pages of Rurouni Kenshin fanfiction written by these hands of mine. Soo… do I need a life? ; )
And then my sister sent me this dumb questionnaire. In honor of her excellent mockery of it, I’m going to fill it out and post it. This is one of those send-it-to-a-million-people-and-also-back-to-the-person-who-sent-it-to-you type things.
1. FULL NAME: This Black Faery
2. NICKNAMES: This Faery, That Faery, Black Faery, kuroiyousei, Fae-chan, and some other crap like that
3. EYES: Green
4. HEIGHT: I forget
5.HAIR LENGTH &COLOR: Spiky-short, brown
6. SIBLINGS: Two sisters and a brother
7. DO YOU LIKE TO SING IN THE SHOWER?: Hai!
8. DO YOU LIKE TO SING IN THE TOILET?: Next time I’m in the toilet, I’ll remember to check
9. BIRTHDATE: Sept 2 1980
10. STAR SIGN: Virgo
11. ADDRESS: Why the fuck would I tell anyone that?
12. SEX: Good stuff, that
13. RIGHTY OR LEFTY: Righty
14. WHAT DO YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP?: If I had time to answer that question, I’d do something else with the time
15. EVER CHEATED OR BEEN CHEATED ON: Yes; let’s move on
16. MARITAL STATUS: Unmarried
17. DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: Hai
18. WHAT KINDA CAR YOU HAVE/WANT?: I have a crappy van. I want a Harley.
19. MOVIE: Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door
20. SONGS: Towa no Minari, Fuck the System!, The Juppongatana
21. BAND/SINGER: Animetal & System of a Down
22. TV SHOW: TV is crap
23. ACTOR: Dunno
24. ACTRESS: Ditto
25. FOOD: Potatoes
26. NUMBER: 12
27. CARTOON: I take that word to mean strictly American cartoons, so I’d have to say Disney’s Gargoyles
28. DISNEY CHARACTER: Jafar, probably
29. COLOR: Black
*************LOVE LIFE ETC*********************
30. DO YOU PLAN ON HAVING CHILDREN?: Hai
31. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?: Hai
32. HOW OLD DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST CHILD?: I don’t really care
33.HOW OLD DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GET MARRIED?: Ditto
34. WOULD YOU HAVE KIDS BEFORE MARRIAGE?: No
35. DO YOU HAVE A BF/GF?: Hai
37. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: Um, yeah
*****EITHER-OR (PICK WHICH ONE YOU PREFER)*****
38. MUSIC/TV: Music
39. GUYS/GIRLS: Girls
41. PINK/PURPLE: No, thanks
42. SUMMER/WINTER: Summer
44. HANGIN OUT/CHILLIN: …wtf…?
45. DOPEY/FUNNY: Funny
*******ALL ABOUT YOU*******
46. WEIRD SAYING YOU HAVE: Just about everything I say is weird, or so I’m told
47. WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO?: University of Colorado at Colorado Springs
48. HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN DRUGS?: What kind?
49. WHAT’S A MAJOR TURN-ON FOR YOU?: Being dominated
50. HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO ON A FIRST DATE? Depends on a lot of things
****SOME ONE YOU KNOW WHO IS… ******
*MOST BLONDE: Hime-chan
*NICEST GUY &GIRL: OK, I’m not going to answer the rest in this section since most of my positive superlatives go to ‘dori-chan and anything else assumes I know other people
*BEST ALL-ROUND PERSON:
*****THINGS THAT YOU THINK*****
52. WHICH 6 PEOPLE ARE YOU OPEN WITH AND TRUST THE MOST: Whaaat? I thought we were done asking about people and stuff…
53. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SOUL MATES? Go them.
54. IS IT RIGHT TO FLIRT IF YOU HAVE A BF/GF?: Depends on how you define flirting, but sure
55. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU CRIED OR GOT TEARY ABOUT?: Um, it was too stupid to relate here
56.SOMETHING ABOUT GUYS/GIRLS YOU JUST DON’T GET: Why 90% of them seem to be out to annoy me
57. ARE YOU HAPPY? Yes
58.WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? (can you tell where the question ends and my answer begins?)
59. WHAT’S AN OBJECT YOU CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT?: My computer
60. SILVER OR GOLD?: Silver
62. DIAMOND OR PEARL: Diamond
63. SUNSET OR SUNRISE? Sunset
64. HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING?: No
65. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: I have one, yes
66. DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS?: Hai
67. WHAT COLOR UNDIES ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: Black
68. WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?: Haven’t turned anything on yet; I need to get this survey finished and posted before I get kicked off the internet.
69. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER: 8925
70. WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON?: Disneyland
71. WHO DO YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH: Why do these things ask this kind of question?
72. WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Whether they look like they’re trying to fit in with a stereotype or not
73. FAVORITE SPORT?: To watch? To play? Who cares either way?
74. WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: My sister’s reply to this was blood and scalpels… that’s my influence there, ya know…. *clears throat*
75. WHAT’S THE NEXT CD YOU’RE GONNA GET?: When’s the next time I’m not going to be in debt? (hey, that rhymed!)
76. GLASSES?: GLASSES? GLASSES? GLASSES?
77. WHAT’S THE BEST ADVICE GIVEN TO YOU?: “What’s?” What kind of question wording is that?
78. HAVE YOU EVER WON ANY SPECIAL AWARDS: Very special, yes.
79. WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?: You want to know all of them, right here, right now?
80. WORST SICKNESS YOU EVER HAD?: Appendix thing that I can’t spell
81 DO YOU LIKE FUNNY OR SCARY MOVIES BETTER?: Funny
82. ON THE PHONE OR IN PERSON?: What about on the ‘net?
83. HUGS OR KISSES?: Sounds good to me.
84. WHAT SONG SEEMS TO REFLECT YOU THE MOST?: I-E-A-I-A-I-O
85. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW, WHO WOULD YOU LEAVE EVERYTHING TO? Someone
86. DO YOU HAVE ANY ENEMIES?: Not that I’m aware of…
87. WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR: Probably death…
88. WOULD YOU RATHER BE RICH OR FAMOUS?: Rich
89. WHAT TIME IS IT IN ALBAINIA NOW?: WTF?
90. IF YOU HAD 24 HOURS LEFT TO LIVE, WHO WOULD YOU SPEND THAT TIME WITH?: Someone
91. HAVE YOU MET SANTA?: Well, my sister claims, in response to this question, that she killed him… so I guess not.
92. IF E.T. KNOCKED ON YOUR DOOR HOLDING UP A PEACE SIGN ASKING TO USE YOUR PHONE WHAT WOULD YOU DO?: Wake myself up
93. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO THE PERSON YOU LIKED?: Earlier today
94. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? My kawaii fish Aoshi-chan!!
95. WHATS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS?: negrahada @ hotmail.com
96. LAST TIME YOU WERE DEPRESSED?: Recently
97. ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC?: Um, no
98. WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?: My sister Mostly
99. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT PERSON?: She is the greatest
100. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?: I’m not emailing this; if I were, I still wouldn’t want them to write back.