I have this coworker who’s a homophobe (except for that lesbians-are-porn attitude that we all admire so much in men), and he made the most interesting comment the other day. We were talking about Pirates, and after I mentioned how deliciously crazy Jack seemed to be, this guy remarks, “He came across as homosexual, but in a masculine way.” He was totally serious, too, and did not mean this to be derogatory. So, in tribute to that, I think I’ll go see Pirates again 12 or so more times in the next couple of weeks.