The script of yesterday:

This faery: *walks into work*
Lexie: Oh, I haven’t seen you in forever! How are you?
This faery: Blah blah blah
Lexie: How was your vacation?
This faery: Blah blah blah
Lexie: My internet is still down! What’s been happening in y’all’s role-play?
This faery: What was the last thing you saw?
Lexie: Saitou’d just had that dream and talked to Katsu, and you drew that picture for it.
This faery: O_O Wow, you’ve missed a lot! Let me fill you in. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah… and Kenshin says, “I know,” and just closes his eyes and waits for me to kill him.
Lexie: OMG, you did not kill Kenshin!?! Did you guys seriously kill off Kenshin?!?!?
Customers: WAI!!! McDonald’s!!! *rush rush rush rush rush*
Two hours: *pass*
This faery: *is still busy*
This faery: *is still busy*
Lexie: *helps this faery* Tell me the rest of it!!!
This faery: *is finally clear in drive-thru* So meanwhile, up at Hiko’s shack…

Da ha ha ha ha. That was fun. I did eventually tell her the whole thing, of course, but it was really amusing to torment her for a while.