I’m not sure why it was there; some mysticism must have put it there. Or I must have done something really good at some point and racked up some really good karma. But anyway, the world’s cutest suit was at Dillard’s. Not only the cutest and in my perfect size and color, but machine-wash-tumble-dry. And it was $20. I should wake up any moment… but while I keep dreaming, I look damn sexy.