I don’t suppose there’s any chance that certain female siblings of mine who are disposed to the unnecessary use of my computer in my absence could stop leaving their footwear on my bedroom floor… It isn’t enough that P owns over fifty pairs of shoes, a thought that in itself disturbs my peace… does she have to leave them under my precious computer table???? My universe is small and does not have room in it for shoes that do not belong to me!! I’m going to start Zan’ing them after a while if she’s not careful. She probably wouldn’t even notice…