Today I was at work. For some reason, I was waaaay out of things. I kept hitting the wrong buttons all day long… I swear, I put an unwanted Big Mac on every single order. Of course, even in such a state I’m still 12 times faster and more awesome on DT than anyone else in the store or possible the corporation. But still, it was irritating.

And in case anyone wants further proof of just how pathetic my job is, read this:

“Matt thankyou for seeing the serious situation today you showed me what a true person you are by coming in and helping us tonight and you didn’t have to but you took it upon yourself to do so if not for that we would have been in a serious jam tonight again thankyou very much Sharon”

Sharon is our First Assistant Manager. That is, she is directly beneath the General Manager. That is, she holds the second-highest position in the store. And her grammar is worse than chibiivil’s. *sighs* At least everything was spelled correctly… except for the thankyou’s…

My sister P is soooo funny. Even if she does own waay too many shoes, she is awesome. Some people think she’s the sane one in the family, and I don’t know what their problem is. In honor of how funny she is, I’ve decided to import some random Trillian logs of IM conversations I’ve had with her. You can tell who I am… the other one is her in her various name-incarnations. Except for Pookster Mookster Rookster Lookst (and that with more o’s), which is what I renamed her when I got sick of her changing her name so much.

Kuroiyousei – and he used to…. LOOK AROUND…. and I guess he….. DID A DANCE….: Where has my sister Mostly gone?
(L)Holly(L): I dunno… she just got hime
(L)Holly(L): home
(L)Holly(L): not princess
Kuroiyousei – and he used to…. LOOK AROUND…. and I guess he….. DID A DANCE….: LOL
Kuroiyousei – and he used to…. LOOK AROUND…. and I guess he….. DID A DANCE….: OK
Kuroiyousei – and he used to…. LOOK AROUND…. and I guess he….. DID A DANCE….: I will find her

(L)Holly(L): DO A LITTLE DANCE
Kuroiyousei – and he used to…. LOOK AROUND…. and I guess he….. DID A DANCE….: I ALWAYS DO
(L)Holly(L): GET DOWN TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Kuroiyousei – and he used to…. LOOK AROUND…. and I guess he….. DID A DANCE….: *nods*
(L)Holly(L): Those three ones are most important
(L)Holly(L): THREEEEEE ONES!!!!!!!!!!! *ROARROARROARROARROARROARROARROARROARS*
Kuroiyousei – and he used to…. LOOK AROUND…. and I guess he….. DID A DANCE….: *nods*
(L)Holly(L): AT WHICH HOUR HAVE YOU CLASS?
Kuroiyousei – and he used to…. LOOK AROUND…. and I guess he….. DID A DANCE….: WHY?
(L)Holly(L): I WANT TO KNOW
Kuroiyousei – and he used to…. LOOK AROUND…. and I guess he….. DID A DANCE….: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
(L)Holly(L): BECAUSE I ASKED AND HAVE YET TO RECEIVE A RESPONSE, THEREFORE I AM WANTING IN KNOWLEDGE
(L)Holly(L): SO THERE
(L)Holly(L): ROARROARS

(L)Holly(L): eh ee mee
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: LOL
(L)Holly(L): dipthong
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: *nods*
(L)Holly(L): sisisisisisiisisisisisisisi
(L)Holly(L): wHERE IS THE MAILL?????????????????????????????//////
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I dunno
(L)Holly(L): ah ee want mah ee letter!!!
(L)Holly(L): 500,000
(L)Holly(L): the mail came without telling me
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: LOL
(L)Holly(L): it was stuffed way back in the mailbox
(L)Holly(L): now I’m going to get ready for work
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: OK
(L)Holly(L): satan that isw
(L)Holly(L): wwww
(L)Holly(L): w
(L)Holly(L): w
(L)Holly(L): w
(L)Holly(L): w
(L)Holly(L): w
(L)Holly(L): q
(L)Holly(L): q
(L)Holly(L): q
(L)Holly(L): q
(L)Holly(L): w
(L)Holly(L): w
(L)Holly(L): w
(L)Holly(L): q
(L)Holly(L): q
(L)Holly(L): q
(L)Holly(L): w
(L)Holly(L): w
(L)Holly(L): w
(L)Holly(L): q
(L)Holly(L): q
(L)Holly(L): q
(L)Holly(L): w
(L)Holly(L): w
(L)Holly(L): w
(L)Holly(L): q
(L)Holly(L): q
(L)Holly(L): q
(L)Holly(L): w
(L)Holly(L): w
(L)Holly(L): w
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: OK
(L)Holly(L): qwerty and yuiop are lovers
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I’m sure they are
(L)Holly(L): love love love lovers———–
(L)Holly(L): lover racoons
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: LOL!!!
(L)Holly(L): lalalala
(L)Holly(L): now i really will prepare
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: OK

:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: WHEN DO YOU WORK TODAY
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: NOT AT ALL?
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: NOT AT ALL!!!!!!!!
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: TELL QUICKLY
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: YEAAAH
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: YEAAAAAAAH
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: I WANT TO GO TO THE ASIAN BUFFET
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: FOR DINNEr
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: WE MUST GO THERE
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: THEY HAVE WASABI
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: OK
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: FOR THE SUSHI
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: AND ALSO THE DUDE WHO COOKS STUFF FOR YOU
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: OK
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: AND CHINESE BUFFET THAT ISN’T VERY GOOD
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: BUT THAT’S OK
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: BECAUSE THE OTHER STUFF IS
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: I AM SO HUNGRY
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I am too
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: LET
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: US
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: I just stuck Jingle Bells in boy’s head
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Good job!!!!!!!!!!!
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: HAAHAAAHAAAAAA
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: It wa sthe greatest
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Go you
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: MSN ki9cks me off 17,000,000,000,000,000 times
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: *nods*
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: nope
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: let’s go
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: RIGHT NOW???????
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: why not
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I hafta do my hairs
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: ok in hairdoing time then
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: and dressing time
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: and all that other time
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: yes yes yes
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: LOL
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: lalalalalalala
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: LOLing is not allowed in this country
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: laugh out louding
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: YES IT IS LOL LOL LOL LOL
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: HAHHAHAAAHAAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: =O
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: K
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: B
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: y
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: e
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: b
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: e
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: e
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: i
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: a
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: m
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: g
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: o
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: 8
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: i
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: n
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: g
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: a
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: w
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: a
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: y
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: n
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: o
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: w
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: OK
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: t
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: o

:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: KUROI
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: That I am
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: KUROI YOUSEI
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: KUROIYOUSEI
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: ALL ONE
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: WRRRRRD

:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: LALALALALALALALALALA
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: SO MUCH LA
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: You’re on too!
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: OF COURSE
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: I AM ALWAYS
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: I’m hungry
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I am kinda hungry, but not much
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: I had only one piece of that nasty pizza
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I thought it was good!
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: EEEW
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: IT WASN’T
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: you thought incorrectly
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: OK
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: I’m sorry to inform you
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: LALALALALALA
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: SO MANY LA
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I am in agreexl
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: of course
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: that’s because I am queen of ZAMBEEZEE
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: YOU ARE!! *bows*
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: yes always bowing
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH CHRIS IS ON THE ROADS!!!!!! HIDE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN!!!!!!!
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Yikes
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: SPECIFICALLY THE YOUNG DIAPERED ONES!
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: *dies*
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Nice
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: ha
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: I WIN
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: poor jen is dead poor jen fry
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: NONNER
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: NEVER
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: YAAA
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: I WANT TO PLAY A GAME
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: AND EAT SOME FUD
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: LOL
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: with oomloud
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: phonetic spelling
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: hahahaha
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: ANYWAY
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: I’M GOING AWAY NOW
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: BYE BEEEEEE

Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: OK
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: I WILL PLAY MARIOPARTY I BELIEVE

Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I will go to sleep
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: SOON

LIKE TODAY
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I would play with you
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: But I am SOOOOOOO tired
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: BUT

YOU

ARE

SLEEPY

YOU

MEAN

GIRL
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: k bye bee

:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: WHERE ARE YOU????
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Here
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: you have ignored every word
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I had to reset my computer, so I didn’t see every word
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: AAAAAAAAA
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: I asked if you had access to any amount of moneys
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: and then I wondered how much money I could come up with
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I have some, yes
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: unuff for fooooooooood?
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Probably
:(I’mpatiently Waiting:(: with my maybe 8 dollars

(F)Forget me not(F): are you really
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: um
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: yes?
(F)Forget me not(F): the yellow dart
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: yes!
(F)Forget me not(F): oh good

(F)Forget me not(F): AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: You
(F)Forget me not(F): that is me
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Hai

The world is a happy place. :D: THAT ONE IS SATAN
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: TWELVE TIMES A DAY
The world is a happy place. :D: YAYAYA
The world is a happy place. :D: HAVE YOU MONIES
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Yup
The world is a happy place. :D: veddy nice
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I am almost done
The world is a happy place. :D: YAYAYYA
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I am changing clothes, and then we can go
The world is a happy place. :D: okey
The world is a happy place. :D: dokey

Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I know it’s a flower… but when it’s an F in parentheses, it looks like you’re reiterating the fact that you’re female
Queen of Spades (F): Ah
Queen of Spades (F): Yes
Queen of Spades (F): Indeed
Queen of Spades (F): mock that
Queen of Spades (F): now bye bee because I must use the other computer
Queen of Spades (F): :D
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: OK

Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Weeks, I assume
Just 98: What? Weeks???
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: 98?
Just 98: oh
Just 98: no
Just 98: it’s a joke
Just 98: one of John’s cousins asked me how old I was… she thought I was like 20, and I accidentally put “No just 98”
Just 98: I wasn’t awake
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: ROFLOL!!
Just 98: YEAH
Just 98: YEAH
Just 98: >>>>>>>
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Yes
Just 98: Those are the consummate ones
Just 98: all of them
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I saw them
Just 98: >>>><<<<
Just 98: Cause an end to that laughter inside of your chambers
Just 98: KWIKLI
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: You are so weird
Just 98: I AMNT
Just 98: NO WEIRD
Just 98: have you food of the junkish variety
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Yes
Just 98: WHAT SORT
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Cheeto’s
Just 98: AND
Just 98: ……
Just 98: …
Just 98: …
Just 98: …
Just 98: …
Just 98: wut els
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: That looks like someone who is 9 or stupid
Just 98: it is both
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Also Resse’s and licorice
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Reeeeeeeeeeeeese’s
Just 98: REESES????????????
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Si
Just 98: I AM COMING

6,205: YOU ARE YOU
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Yes

Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: BOWSER IS NOT SHY TONIGHT
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: NO LAUGHTER
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Da ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, OK
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: BOWSER DESIRES ICE CREAM
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: GO BUY SOME
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: I WILL GIVE YOU MONEY TO GO BUY SOME
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Maybe later
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: NOW BEFORE SAFEWAY CLOSES
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Nonner
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: YES
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: KWIKLIO
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: o
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: o
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: o
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: o
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: o
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: o
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: o
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I will go to King Soopers later
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: WILL YOu
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: u
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: u
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: u
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: u
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: Big O little uy
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: u
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: I have finals tomorrow and Thurs that I am not taking
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: HEh
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: Yeah yeah
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Haberacker
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: what about him\
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I’m talking to him, and he just said “im pronpy gponna yalkr dp,r ,tpr”
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I was like, “Um, what?”
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: oh wow
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: NNNNNNNNNNNN
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: (1)
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: ?
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: (2)
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: (3)
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: (4)
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: (5)
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: (6)
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: (7)
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: (8)
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: (9)
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: (0)
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: (q)
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: (w)
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: (e)
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: (r)
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: (t)
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: (y)(u)(i)(o)(p)
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: (a)(s)(d)(f)(g)(h)(j)(k)(L)(z)(x)(c)(v)(b)(n)(m)
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: those are awesome
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: my friends
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Nice job
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: I KNOW
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: I am the greatest
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: no guy however
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: LALALALALA
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: ICE CREAM
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: I hate big boobs and I cannot lie
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: LOL!
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: All you otha brothas can’t deny…
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: lalalalalalalalalalalalala
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: Bowserboobs
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Bowser…. boobs…..
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: Female bowsers must have boobs right?
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I guess
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: WOW
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: I have a hearty background now
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: yayayayayayaaa
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: OK…
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: That sounds funny… a hearty background
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: I know
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: It is hearty
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: like beef
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: YESYESYESYES
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: I WANT ICE CREAM
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I know you do
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: And ice cream is in order as soon as this friend of mine goes to bed
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: I ROAR YOU ROAR WE ALL ROAR FOR EEYORE
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: LOL!!
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: Alllllllways
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: That is very amusing
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: now I have a fishy background
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: LOL!
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: OF COURSE IT IS AMUSING
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Tell me the details of this ice cream purchasing
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: I want to buy some
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: ….you are so detailed….
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: I know
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: She has gone to bed, so tell me REAL details
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: which ones
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Who is driving, and what money, and so on
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: I drive I have moneys and so on
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: OK
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: And I think they have ice creams at Shell….
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: ahhh
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I will put on some things and join you in there presently.

Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: THAT ONe
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: I WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: This one
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: I REALLY WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: DO YOU HAVE EVEN 8 DOLLARS?
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: No
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: :'(
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: WHY
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: WHY
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: WHY
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: WHY
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: *looks around… sees jen… jumps*
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: OH
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: A GIRL
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: YEAH
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: ROFLOL!!!!
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: You are truly the greatest guy
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: NO THERE IS NO GUY
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: And I would go somewhere with you if my friend would go to bed
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: where would we go
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: It’s not likely to happen
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: WHERE
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: TELL
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: NOW
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: To the Mystic Land of Kwikli Run
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: OH WOW
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: there are few people here and no males
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Um, what?
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: in this house
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: ‘Zat so?
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: yes those boys are camping
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Aha
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: what does schwarzes-blut mean?
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Black blood
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: oh
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: quick\
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: lalalallaalalalalala
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: ?
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: (8)
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: that was quick singing
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: *nods*
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I AM A PSYCHO RIGHT NOW
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: why
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I DON’T KNOW
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: oh ok
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: are you grinning psycholy?
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: At the moment
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Oh, it went away
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: oh
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: wow
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: dorky guy is talking to me
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Pakistani?
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: no
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: not this time
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: your music is very loud
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Heh
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Good night
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: night
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: that one
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: girl
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: oh
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: wow

Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: O!!!
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: ya
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: ya
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: nope
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: all those yeps
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I agree
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: nope you don’t
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: OK
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: why must you tell these lies
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I dunno
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: all so many lies
Smile! It’s much cuter… :D: of LYING
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: *nods*

Crystal Breeze (*): BITER
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Si
Crystal Breeze (*): LALALALALA
Crystal Breeze (*): 8o|
Crystal Breeze (*): 8o|<<——— biter
Crystal Breeze (*): LOOK AT HIM BITING\
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: You are truly the greatest guy
Crystal Breeze (*): I know
Crystal Breeze (*): Does it bite on ther
Crystal Breeze (*): ?
Crystal Breeze (*): e
Crystal Breeze (*): ?
Crystal Breeze (*): ya
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: ya
Crystal Breeze (*): yayayayayayaya
Crystal Breeze (*): TALK ABOUT THE DEPRESSION NOW
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Yes, talk
Crystal Breeze (*): I SAW THE LEXIECOM
Crystal Breeze (*): I MEAN LEXIECON
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Umm OK
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Oh
Crystal Breeze (*): I SAW HER IN HER CAR DRIVING
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Aha
Crystal Breeze (*): yes
Crystal Breeze (*): aha
Crystal Breeze (*): ahahahahahahaha
Crystal Breeze (*): I have a tinkerbell sweatshirt also
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Nice
Crystal Breeze (*): but it’s black
Crystal Breeze (*): they were $20 eaches
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I bet!
Crystal Breeze (*): it is so cheap that!
Crystal Breeze (*): SOOOOOOOOOO CHEEP
Crystal Breeze (*): SPEEK
Crystal Breeze (*): I LOVE JOHNNY DEPP
Crystal Breeze (*): YAYAYA

I mean the stunts I do are so…. DONE by me: Bitre
I mean the stunts I do are so…. DONE by me: 8o|
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: That’s a good way to spell it
I mean the stunts I do are so…. DONE by me: no… beitr
I mean the stunts I do are so…. DONE by me: hihihihihihihihihihihi
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Hallo
I mean the stunts I do are so…. DONE by me: awesome

I mean the stunts I do are so…. DONE by me: Fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I like it too
I mean the stunts I do are so…. DONE by me: I WANT SOME
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: *is in agonies* I’d love to go get some with you, but I work at EIGHT
I mean the stunts I do are so…. DONE by me: I KNOW
I mean the stunts I do are so…. DONE by me: but you won’t be asleep forever anyway
I mean the stunts I do are so…. DONE by me: I want a frosty
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: RMmmmmmmmmm……………………………………………………………………..
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I’m waffling
I mean the stunts I do are so…. DONE by me: waffle faster I have money

I will give $1.38 to the CHEAT!: oh that one
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Si this one
I will give $1.38 to the CHEAT!: sisisisi
I will give $1.38 to the CHEAT!: hi
I will give $1.38 to the CHEAT!: how are you
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: GOoooooooooood
I will give $1.38 to the CHEAT!: gooood
I will give $1.38 to the CHEAT!: I’m hungry
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Hungry, hungry, hungry
I will give $1.38 to the CHEAT!: sisisi
I will give $1.38 to the CHEAT!: HUNGRY
I will give $1.38 to the CHEAT!: I don’t eat lunch anymore because of my job so I am HUNGRY
I will give $1.38 to the CHEAT!: but I got two letters today
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Yay!!!
I will give $1.38 to the CHEAT!: yes
I will give $1.38 to the CHEAT!: very YAAAAY

Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: So check this out…
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: ok
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: “In a fluid movement, he was on his feet and fastening his pants.”
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: How does one fasten one’s pants fluidly???
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: LOL
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: The worst part is, I *wrote* this story…
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: But even I don’t remember, exactly, in what fluid manner I had envisioned him standing and putting on his pants
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: WHAT? You wrote about FLUID ZIPPERS???
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: LOL
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: did you actually write it??
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Yes
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: ummm
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: ok
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: The guy’s asleep in bed, but he’s awakened by a sound outside. So he gets up and puts on pants.
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Fluidly.
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: LOL
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: ummmm were you on something when you wrote that?
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: hehehe
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: *dies* I have no clue!! It’s cracking me up, though
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I’m imagining the guy dramatically putting on pants… LOL
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: hahahahahaha
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: you are so weird
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Am I?
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: yes
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: You are right, of course
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: I know
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: lalala
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: I am hungry
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: So am I!
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Remember when we used to order pizza every Sunday night after midnight?
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: yes
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: less do it
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I don’t have moneys for it…
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: Ummmmm I have $9 I think
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I think I have about that much in my account too
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: and there’s always mom’s cash card
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: That’s true… too bad it’s a devilish thing of having to go to an ATM
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: yes
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: however
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: food
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Food is a nice one
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: YES
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: lalala
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: this is the most boring station I’m listening to
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I’m sorry
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I’m listening to Pirates now
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: I will pick a new one
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Since the Brahms CD ended
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: lalala
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: lalala if you want food say it quick
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Why?
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: well it’s 12:20
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: there are not many options
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I think I will go to bed soon, actually, and just survive until tomorrow
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: ah
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: ok
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: me too

A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: OH
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: OH
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: bytr
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Si
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: sisisi
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A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: PRAY

Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: BUT WHAT ABOUT DENNY’S?!?!?!?!?
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: what about
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: It is a good place to go at times
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: ah yes
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: This is one of those times
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: ah
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: perhaps
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: (Link: blah blah blah)
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: have you attended said site?
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: LOL
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Yes
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: those are jobs for which you could apply
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: You are correct
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: as always
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Of course
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Is that the Sears in the mall, or what?
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: yes
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: and you can fill out a whole application online and schedule an interview without ever even talking to a real person
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: if you pass their test
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: That is very cool
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: yes
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I will work in 12 moments
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: And places
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: And ways
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: ah
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: lalallallaallalala
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I agree, and also Denny’s
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: WHAT
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Aren’t you hungry?
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: not really
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: OH
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: WELL
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: THEN
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: FINE

A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: OH
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: ooooooooo
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: nope
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: you are wrong
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: always
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: ccccccccccccch
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: BLESS
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: //////???…………________^^^&&&&& &&&&&^^^_________………….???\\\\\
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: unsinkable ships
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: sink
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: yes
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: splinters
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: from his hand and never even flinched
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: yes
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: it is playing
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: right now
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I figured
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I could turn it on in here if I wanted
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: no
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: you couldn’t
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: I said
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Well, you’re right
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I wouldn’t want to interrupt this song
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: :P
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: you couldn’t anway
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: anYYYYway
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: LOVE NEVER DIES, LOVE NEVER FAILS, LOVE NEVER EVER FADES AWAY
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: :P
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Nonner
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I close my eyes and watch as my life passes by; the only thing I see is you. For all the times you walked the line for me and standing by my side I say thank you.
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: NOPE THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: You are truly the greatest guy
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: I know
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: But I will tel you every lyric
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: I bowze
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: ROFLOL
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: Stop laughing
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: NOW
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: I will Bowze you
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: I hear you
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: I will come in there
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOL
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: halfway
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: NO MAS LAUGHTER
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: Devil
A llama?!? He’s supposed to be DEAD!!!: you are the worst
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: There, I put a picture in the background
Pookster Mookster Rookster Lookst: I see no picture
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: No, you cannot see it in there
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I can only see it in here
Pookster Mookster Rookster Lookst: oh
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I say thank you
Pookster Mookster Rookster Lookst: WHY
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I say thank you
Pookster Mookster Rookster Lookst: FOR WHAt
Pookster Mookster Rookster Lookst: STOP
Pookster Mookster Rookster Lookst: I WILL BOWZE NOW
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: You in my life…… it all meant so much more to me
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: And now the song is over
Pookster Mookster Rookster Lookst: NOPE
Pookster Mookster Rookster Lookst: it isn’t
Pookster Mookster Rookster Lookst: you lie
Pookster Mookster Rookster Lookst: always
Pookster Mookster Rookster Lookst: BOWZE
Pookster Mookster Rookster Lookst: BOOOOOOOOOWZE
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: How am I supposed to be constructive when you make me laugh so hard??
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: This song has no lyrics, so I cannot tell them to you
Pookster Mookster Rookster Lookst: YOU ARE NOT CONSTRUCTIVE BECAUSE YOU ARE BOWZED
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: And your name on here is something
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Pookster Mookster Rookster Lookst
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I should put some more o’s in
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: That’s better
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: NO YOU DEVIL
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: NO O
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Now I will write more
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: nopertz
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I will write and you will bowze
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: NO WRITING
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: but always BOWZING
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Si writing
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: You can even have a mystic quote
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: “He supposed the meaning of this was that in the scales of his mind, accomplishment of revenge weighed more than avoidance of a broken heart. He only hoped it was the right choice.”
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: This song also has no lyrics for me to tell you
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I wish I had one more person to talk t
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: o
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: why
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Because then when I had all my IM windows there, I would not even be able to see anything
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: ah
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: I see
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: This song is called “Time to Know ~ Be Waltz”
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: oh
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: I am hearing country
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Nice
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: it does not inspire BOWZE
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: ROFLOL!!!!!!
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: This song has lyrics
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: But I already told them to you
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: LOVE NEVER DIES, LOVE NEVER FAILS, LOVE NEVER EVER FADES AWAY
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: NO TELLING AGAIN THAT WILL BE SUPERBOWZE
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: I HEAR YOU
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: THEREFORE BOWZE
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: STILL THERE IS SOUND
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: THEREFORE BOOOOOOOWWWWWWWZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZE
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: I will give you another mysticism
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: NO
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: STOP
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: NOW
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: “Though the enigmatic men were allowing them along, he couldn’t be at all sure that they would approve of a plan that involved his heavy axe-blade and the heads of the equally enigmatic women.”
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: i have no words for you
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: NOT EVEN BOWZE?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: no
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: that is nto
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: not*
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: But
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: what
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: about
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: the
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: fonger
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: ?
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: aCK
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: BOWZE THAT FONG
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: How do I do that?
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: you don’t
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: What do I do?
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: NOTHIN
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: you never do
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Aishitetato nakeguni wa
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: STOP
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Mada kokoro no hokorobi wo
Poookster Moookster Roookster Loookst: NOW
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: fuiteru
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: THE REAL FOLK BLUES – honto no kanashimi ga shiritai dake
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: Lyrics
Kuroi “the yellow dart” yousei: You cannot defeat me!!!