I’ve been here almost two hours and have talked to almost nothing but crazy people and prank callers. The prank callers don’t bug me at all because they’re easy to deal with — I’ve gotten hard-cock John twice already — but the crazy people are a pain because they have legitimate business and I get the fun task of figuring out what the hell it is. One lady kept asking me what my real name is. At one point she was about to explain why she was asking, but didn’t actually get around to it.

I went to bed early yesterday, and didn’t sleep too badly… or so I thought… I’m soOoOo tired. Whyfore? I dunno. I also dunno what is this movie we’re watching, but it’s got Russians and guns and guys who say “fuck” a lot.

Now no mas.