So I’ve had this big ol’ splinter embedded in the flesh of my left hip for years and years and years… I don’t even remember when or how the thing got in there, but I could never get it out and the skin just grew right over it. I’d sometimes pick at it with a knife when I was sitting around bored and naked, and it still never budged. And just now, all of a sudden at random, it just fell out on its own as I rubbed my finger absently across the spot. It was all bloated and moist. I am baffled; mayhap tomorrow I will win the lottery or something!