I’ve mentioned Hard-Cock John before… he always does the exact same thing: calls anonymously in a breathy voice saying, “Hello. How are you? I’m doing really good. Guess what. My cock is hard. Wanna know what else? It’s really big, too.” He’s been doing this without alteration for years. Today, when I got him a second time (second time today, I mean), I interrupted him at “Guess what” and told him he should change his routine, as this one’s getting a little old. In the most normal-sounding voice I’ve ever heard from him he asked what I meant, so I explained that he should think of something else to say. He replied immediately in his usual tone, “My balls are swollen.” I started giggling madly, told him that was much better, and disconnected as usual. We’ll see if he remembers next time.