Of course I knew that already. Here’s today’s nonsense:
Hi attractive 28 Male and 19 female in Salida, looking for BI or curious girl who would like to have fun with a straight couple, I like your PICS, your hott you sound like a nice girl, read my profile and tell me what you think. please write back only if your serious about meeting. thanks
Brian
Dear Brian –
“I like your PICS, your hott,” you say.
I like that. Maybe you’re a fetish person? Well, no, I doubt it. I think it’s more likely that you didn’t actually look at my pictures and realize that my face and figure are not present in any of them.
“You sound like a nice girl,” you say.
I’m glad you could divine that much about me. My profile page certainly conveys this, albeit subtly; I’m glad you are among the few penetrating readers who have been able to recognize it.
“Read my profile and tell me what you think,” you request.
I don’t need to read your profile to tell you what I think. And you don’t really need most of my reactions anyway. Actually, I’d be shocked to know you’d made it this far into my message. The foremost of my thoughts, however, is this: go back to elementary school and learn how to construct a basic sentence. If you’re going to continue attempting to write in English, that is.
“Write back only if your serious about meeting,” you say.
What, are you trying to warn me off? Telling me I’d better not DARE to write back if I don’t want to meet you? Do you think I’m going to take that seriously when you obviously didn’t even spare a moment’s glance at my bio where I specifically discourage this type of solicitation in the first place? Didn’t bother to look at my pictures, which display a hand and a foot, before calling me “hott?” Couldn’t even skim my interests and other information to see that it’s clearly 100% nonsense before telling me I “sound like a nice girl?”
Well, I’ll return that consideration and care and tell you (or at least imply) where you may freely put your mass mailings in the future.
–this faery
That was a very enjoyable reply. For me, not for Brian. ^_~
Yeah, we’ll see if he’s got the balls to write back and give me more ammo.
Way to go! Love your reply. *thumbs up*
Sankyuu.
But Jen, you should know by know that you just exude hottness! He’s probably been attracted by pheramones transmitted accidentally over the interweb. And obviously they’ve had a negative effect on his frontal cortex.
Also, why myspace in the first place? Masochism?
I’ve got a friend whose only online activity is MySpace, and she begged me to join so she could friend me and all that. If you take a look at my profile, you’ll see exactly how seriously I took the up-signage. And just hot much hotttness I exude to the masses.
how much how much how much
*snicker* my brother it on myspace. HAHAHAHA!! silly boy.
Yeah, my sister is too. The stupid one. It long ago crossed the border from “amusing” to “painful.”
he mentioned something about it the last time i saw him, but i didn’t bother to search for it until now. i even recognize a few of his friends. *chuckle* i am WAY too amused by this. (and his music thingie is really… different but catchy… if you don’t mind hip hop. not that you need to know that. XP)
>_< painful, eh… i can imagine that would not be… fun.
Well, much concerning the older of my two sisters has turned painful in the last couple of years… Ah, well… It is sometimes a little amusing still, though, I must admit, looking at her MySpace item.
ahhh… i see. i have just the one younger brother, who is relatively normal and well adjusted, all things considered. i just hope i am not the embarrassing older sibling. i don’t think so, anyway.
and i just found out, through his myspace thingie, that he has purchased a xbox360. i’m sure he is now a much happier video game nerd. :P (more useless information.)
Did you know the MySpace guys are listed among the top 100 most influential people in the world? Do you think that’s because they encourage morons to harrass people or because they have increased the suicide rate by having a page that is rampant with pop-ups and which constantly has one or more part which is broken? ^.^
This icon is for MySpace. ^.^
::snigger::