So at work there’s a passcode on a customer’s account and then there’s a backup question that they can use to recover the passcode if they lose it. I was setting up someone’s account yesterday, and the boy’s mother was the one I was talking to. The boy seemed to be about eleven or twelve years old. So I gave her some of the backup question choices, and the one she seemed to like was “Who is your favorite singer?” She turned away from the phone and called to her son, “Hey, who do you like?” The son, in a mixture of revulsion and terror, replied hastily, “Nobody!!” And the mom corrected herself impatiently, “What singer do you like?” “Oh!” the boy cried in relief, and seemed too much overcome to give an answer. I had to put myself on mute to laugh.