Yesterday, the chick I was sitting next to said, “I swear, it must be printed on the back of our phone packages, ‘BUY ME IF YOU’RE STUPID.'”

Also, I have a coworker who always tells angry customers that he can ‘summon a manager’ for them to talk to. I always want to ask him whether he has to stand in a pentagram to do that.

The last thing is that the other day I talked to a customer named Jasmine Lumpkins.

Now I will stop.