So I was cleaning my apartment as usual… I was about done, wis pretty much just vacuuming left… I was listening to The Emperor’s New Groove… when suddenly there was a knock on the door. (Cue present tense narration) I look through the peephole and there’s this guy about my age standing out there, a total stranger, without a shirt on. I throw on a robe and open the door and the guy smiles and says, “Can I join you?”
I try not to blink stupidly. I’m like, “I’m… cleaning.”
“Can I help you clean?” he says hopefully.
“Well, there’s only one vacuum…” I reply skeptically. “Are you bored or something?”
“Yeah.”
“Well, if you want to come in and watch the rest of The Emperor’s New Groove, I guess that’s OK.”
So he comes in. I’ve recovered my presence of mind and internally theorized on why he’s here… this past week, I’ve given up caring what the neighbors think and taken to walking about my apartment completely naked whenever I want, even if the blinds are open. I get back to cleaning while he sits down and remarks that he’s never even heard of the movie (which is almost over), and I, to test my theory, ask casually, “So where do you live?” And he points right out my patio door to the building across from me. Bingo.
So I am deathly amused by this guy who came all the way over in the hopes of seeing me naked. I start chattering pleasantly with him; we discuss the usual — how long we’ve lived in Colorado, where we’re originally from, what kind of jobs we have, and so on. We talk about anime (an inevitable subject in my apartment), art (as the fanart collection on my closet door is continually growing), swords (as there’s one lying on my floor), music, Japanese, roommates, blah blah blah. He wonders if I can draw him a design for a tattoo, so I do a (surprisingly decent) sketch for him to get an idea of what he wants; he’s going to pay me for it.
And at some point during all of this (I don’t remember exactly when or what prompted it), he comes right out and admits that he saw me walking around naked and came for a closer look. I just laugh pleasantly and remark that I knew my neighbors would eventually notice that I’m a nudist. He didn’t actually request anything; he seemed a little embarrassed, actually, that he’d come for that purpose at all. I was so so so entertained.
He left after about an hour. Now I’m trying to remember what he said his name was, but it’s eluding me. I wonder if he’ll buy binoculars XD I am so intensely amused at this.
Couple-hours-later EDIT: Dude’s cousin just came by looking for a tattoo design also… I got the feeling that his secondary motive was also to see some skin. *sniggers mas*
That is quite possibly the most pleasant thing I’ve heard in a long time :D What a cutey.
First guy was totally eye-candy, too. Second guy had unwarrented facial hairs, though.
That? Is beautiful. XD
I definitely thought so XD
How about a comment from a girl?
That’s funny as hell. What’s really funny is they probably thought you really might open your door that way.
La de da. Boys…so dumb. ^.^’
I know!! I was just tickled that he thought he might actually get a better look by coming over. Binoculars really would have been a better bet.
*dies* And here my boyfriend closed the only blind we leave partially open at all times (it’s in an awkward to reach spot above the stairs) because he doesn’t want anyone to see me naked or in my undies and you have neighbors that have actually seen you naked and you actually let them come in the apartment. Priceless. But, seriously, eye-candy or not, what if he would’ve been some psycho serial killer? O_O Now that we’ve established he’s mostly normal, if a bit of a peeping Tom (and really, did he expect a striptease or something?), maybe you should try to hook up with him. X3 Guys are nice to play with…sometimes.
Definitely not interested in hooking up wis him. But I might take some pictures and use him as a model for something :D