“It is so refreshing to converse with you, as you are one of two people I know that possess the expanded vocabulary and thorough grasp of English grammar necessary to carry on such a conversation, otherwise known as ‘talking like filthy rich snobs.’ You and I are truly vanguards of vocabulary, the veritable vestiges of a once verbose vastness that is the population of this country. Viva alliteration!”

Guy really knows how to sweet-talk a girl, doesn’t he?