The latest funny customerisms from the margins of the stuff I’m typing out… Somebody referred to the hour glass as a “minute glass.” Somebody else referred to the Oystr phone as an “Oscar phone.” But the best one was when this one guy asked me whether the difficulties he was having downloading a picture of a pot leaf to be his wallpaper had anything to do with the Patriot Act. Then some woman was arguing the fact that her boyfriend’s credit card had been declined attempting to top-up, saying, “But that can’t be, because he’s a truck driver…” and never going on to explain how this was relevant.