Doing the survey yourself is the best way to read someone else’s answers

Name: This Faery

1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
I get in first. But I do get the water the right temperature from the bath tap before switching it to shower.

2.) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottles?
Those are, like, the dumbest things ever written. Sometimes they crack me up, but sometimes they are just painful. In other words, yeah, sometimes, I do read those.

3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial?
Uh… no.

4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
No.

5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
Forced? Like, dragged kicking and screaming? No.

6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
NO NEVER NOT ONCE I HAVE NEVER DONE THIS EVER. I’m lying.

7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
NoTaPpLiCaBlE

9.) How old do you act?
What. I thought this survey was about showers.

10.) What’s the last song you heard/sang?:
I was listening to QfG musics on the way home, and it had just gotten to the Awful Waffle Walker’s theme when I turned it off. Now that I think about it, I shall turn on some David Bowie.

11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
Not that I recall.

12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
DEWING EVERYTHING. I shall write and play Zelda and draw GEF on Sunday ^______^

14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
*snerk*

15) Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating?
Uh… that seems counterproductive.

16.) If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?
I suck at everything! But sailing is my favorite.

17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut?
Who, me? I would never call somebody names.

18) Have you ever been called a slut?
Not to my face.

19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
Mad mad mad love? Well, I think that’s still allowed on airplanes, actually. A DUCK.

20.) Does playing a guitar make someone more attractive?
Sure. As long as they don’t haul the thing into work and botch the lyrics to oldies to the same five chords for hours on end.

21.) Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
No.

25. Do you have more enemies or more friends?
I am unaware of having any enemies, so I’d have to say I have more friends.

27.) Can you fix your own car?
Of course. I fix it every day.

28.) Have you ever turned someone down for a date?
No.

29.) Are you smarter than your friends?
I doubt it.

30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends?
I hope not!!

31.) Have you ever been to jail?
I visited one once in grade school; it was so cool.

33) Do you like the smell of beer?
Eww!

34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?
All the freaking time.

35.) Have you ever given to charity?:
No, never; not once.

36.) Would you kill a dog for $1000?:
Probably not. Some circumstances might allow for it, though.

37.) Do you sometimes get depressed?
No.

38.) Do you live with your parents?
No.

39.) Do you have plans for your future?
Yeeeth.

TWO’S OF EVERY KIND

Two Names You Go By Other Than Your Real Name:
kuroiyousei (though I kinda consider that my real name) and Funnel

Two Things That Scare You:
Mithtow Thpaidow and the thought of people I love dying

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
Bracelet of power and necklace of ass-kicking

Two Things You Want in a Relationship other than Real Love:
I was trying to answer this seriously, but it was requiring more words than I felt like expending the energy to type out. And since I’m taking this many words to decline answering, you can see that must have been a bunch of words.

Two Things that Appeal to You In a Guy/Girl:
See above.

Two Places You Want to go on Vacation:
Destruction James. Oh, I think the last two questions killed my ability to answer even semi-seriously.

Two Things You Are Thinking About Now:
Destruction and James

Two favorite animals:
The problem is that this is all two‘s, and “Destruction James” is two words.

Two Reasons you’re doing this survey:
Chibi’ivil became a pirate yesterday. I thought he was going to explode my throat wis his joy. OMG, that sounds so so so so wrong.

Spell your name without vowels:
ths fry DAHAHA

How many pairs of jeans do you own?:
One. Wait, two. One pair I never wear, though, because it has slightly tapering legs and that makes me murderous.

What color(s) do you wear most often?:
Black, which, as always, is not a color, but whatever.

What’s for dinner tonight?:
GOSH.

Are you happy with your life right now?:
I’m pretty well always happy wis my life, though there are always things that could stand a change.

Tell me a secret about one of your siblings:
‘Twas my sister from whom I stole this survey.

Who did you last call on your cell phone?
Methinks it was my mother.

do you own…

– PS2?: No
– XBOX?: No
– PSP?: Mostle, since when do you have one of these?
– Gamecube?: NO I WANT ONE RIGHT NOW
– SIDEKICK?: No
– DIGITAL CAMERA?: Yeth

Do you shop at stores like Hollister and Abercrombie?:
Good god, no

How do you make money?
At my personal mint; how the hell do you think?

Last thing you bought over 50 dollars?:
So, like, the last thing I bought while standing over a $50 bill?

How’s the weather?:
Below freezing on the way to work, no coat on the way home. E.g. Colorado.

When do you start summer break?
Uh…

One word to describe you:
Destruction

Favorite pair of shoes:
These boots I’m wearing. I asked for an identical pair for Christmas, as they are getting rather worn out.

Do you own big sunglasses?
My glasses have transition lenses.

Do you find yourself attractive?:
Yeth

What would you rather be doing right now?:
Yeah, this survey is getting rather long. Methinks because it’s, like, three surveys strung together. Once it’s finished I will check up on some other things online and then write.

What should you be doing right now?
Whatever the hell I feel like.

Last text message you received?:
Actually, I just broke away from the computer to answer it, as it came between the previous question and this one. It says “Yeah got to see the interesting pair the cow bell i c y jury acts the way she does feel bad 4 her.” I replied wis a comment on how funny the cow bell episode is and how Nanami’s symbolism is always so much more blatant than everyone else’s.

Who did you hug today?
Whos live in Whoville, which is a good distance from here. Mostle, what the heck did your answer to this one mean?

Q: How many beds did you lay in yesterday?
I think I laid my pajamas in my bed. That is one bed. Though it was more like I tossed them or dropped them; “lay” is, in general, too precise a word to describe my movements.

Q: What color shirt are you wearing?:
Pink

Q: Name one thing that you do everyday?
Really? Name one thing? That I do everyday? Yeth.

Q: How much cash do you have on you right now?
None at all

Q: Whats your favorite sport?
I am not familiar wis this “whats” sport.

Q: I cant wait till…
I rarely cant. Sometimes I rant about canon, though, and how Kenshin isn’t emotionally dependent and people shouldn’t write him that way.

Q: When was the last time you saw your dad?
A while back

Q: Who got you to join myspace?
Jennifer

Q: What did you have for dinner last nite?
Nothing. What the hell is a nite, anyway?

Q: Is Tom on your friends list?
*snerk*

Q: Look to your left, whats there?
This question is problematic.

Q: Whats the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone:
So is this one. Less problematic, but it still has issues.

Q: What website do you visit the most?
Gmail

Q: Do you have plants in your room?
Noooooooooooooooo. I am Destruction James upon plants; it is unfortunate. I love little cacti, but even those I cannot keep alive.

Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Well, my back hurts 24/7, so we’ll ignore that one. My right wrist still hurts a bit, and all my skin hurts a lot because I am stupid.

Q: When was your last taxicab ride?
Quite a long time ago, thank god.

Q: Do you own a picture phone?
Two!

Q: Whats your favorite starbucks drink?
Yeeeeek. No, thank you.

Q: Recent time you were really upset?
Dunno.

10 Replies to “Doing the survey yourself is the best way to read someone else’s answers”

  1. Awful Waffle Walker. Yah yah yah yah yah.

    I WANT A DUCK. I dreamed just now that I had a duckling.

    Funnel Funnel Funnel Funnel.

    MITHDOW THPAIDOW. For the “Nine People” survey I thought of Destruction James, but I don’t remember much about him, so I took him off. Was he the one that appeared and said “I’m Destruction James from Snikelstein and when I talk I always rhyme” or something like that?

    I read PSP as PS instead. So I really don’t have one.

    Hajime House is my teddy bear that I sleep on every night. Although sometimes I sleep on his arm or leg and not on all of him.

    ::snarl:: Kenshin is definitely not emotionally dependent. Just because he has long fluffy hair and a female seiyuu….

    Bite bite bite bite bite. You are one of the few people I read the answers to surveys of. I generally read Sara’s, as I steal most surveys from her, but I am ensured at least some snark if I read yours. And snerk. And… snirk? That is the sound of a door locking.

    1. The Awful Waffle Walker is not going to be in my fic. But I sure love it. I remember how hard I laughed the first time I saw it.

      Oh, baby ducks. I shall make note of that for Christmas.

      No, Destruction James, I believe, was a kidnapper and held the girl in a cave. I think there was a plane and a bear involved. The guy from Snookerzeim (or whatever it was) who always spoke in rhyme was the one who rescued the girl who fell down the hill who had a name like Marian Dashwood. But my memory is hazy and I, as I may have mentioned, stupidly did not keep the originals.

      I have read a couple of stories where Kenshin’s characterization is downright painful. It makes me want to destroy everything.

      What about snikt? The sound of a lockpick doing its job?

      1. I luff it. It should be in every fic.

        Please do.

        Ah, I see. I thought all of the above mentioned were one and the same. Or one in the same, as I see a lot. ::shakes head::

        Snikt. Like snicket. Which is a good word too.

        1. Well, I’m trying not to betray the fact, within the fic, that it is, in fact, based on a video game. Methinks the AWW would be problematic.

          I will.

          Yeah, I really wish I hadn’t thrown all that stuff away. Why am I stupid.

          Snicket is a good word as long as “Lemony” is not in front of it.

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