So I finally broke down and bought Weiß Kreuz so that I can finish my fic(s) without having to rely on the scary amount of fanon there is in this fandom. I haven’t watched it in a couple of years, and it’s making me squee now. I can’t stop laughing from the beginning of each episode to the end.

Why the fuck would it take five people to run a flower shop of that size?!? What kind of stupid cover is that? One that screams, “We’re all flaming gay,” I guess. “OMG, why are you four florists all staying at this villa up in the mountains alone together? It’s so weird and inexplicable!”

Oh, bloodless shows. They make me laugh so hard. Combined wis terrible animation and NES-quality music, it’s almost lethal. Right, leave the dead bodies lying around for her to find. Way to make her feel better. Da ha ha, she’s magically sitting there in the midst of them and they don’t notice until she talks.

Ending theme: Yohji’s like, “Look, I found my crotch!” And Ran replies, “Well, I found my ass.” And why do they sing so badly. And then it’s like, Pan across all the characters who are going to die in this show!

As if the retarded stuff they fight in this show isn’t bad enough in the actual episodes, then when they sum it up in a few words in the episode previews, it’s just unbelievable. “The game where humans fight each other to the death, Human Chess!” Da ha ha ha ha ha. And then the game so does not resemble chess in almost any way.

Opening theme: OK, why do we have to watch Weiß angsting and Ran glowing about naked and turning into a girl for minutes on end and only get, like, three seconds of Schwarz? Don’t they realize that Schwarz is the reason we watch this, and Weiß exists to be their sex slaves?

Why are they all so gay. OMG. Though you’d think a gay guy would have more sense than to wear an orange sweater wis red hairs.

“I checked out all their bios,” says the girl. What, in the DVD extras?

Man, the females in this show are stupider and more annoying than in any other show I can imagine. And for anime, that’s saying something. And Manx’s boobs are so big XD

So, does Ran have these spasmic flashbacks every time he approaches a street and a car passes? I can just picture it, and his difficulties getting anywhere in town. Da ha ha ha.

That pole dancer is wearing a lot of clothing.

“Not even Aya-kun stands a chance if he’s attacked by a gun.” That is too freaking funny… they know this and yet still he runs around wis a sword. Way to be professional, guys.

Oh, code names… so funny…

FINALLY BRAD. They make us wait a freaking episode and a half for him. *___* “Aya-kun, aite ga chigau yo!” Which translates to, “Quick, Aka-kun, seduce that guy in white!”

That’s right, Ken, hug him from behind. That will help. But not quite a much as Ran throwing his sword at a helicopter. That was a good tactic.

Sorry, little girl… being an extra in this show was your first mistake.

Why is this woman randomly screaming in English?

When they all want to go, why would they let just one of them do it alone? Maybe because they were fully aware that Yohji would end up sleeping wis half the women in the place, and the guys would get too jealous? “Staf only,” huh? Yeah, that black bodysuit thing is a lot more unobtrusive than the bathrobe. Easier to have sex in, too. Good choice, Yohj. And why the hell isn’t it bullet-proof? AND WHY DOES HE HAVE HIS NAME ON HIS UNDERWEAR?!?! In case he forgets to tell it to his dates? I mean, WTF, seriously?

Da ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Why is this show so bad!!!

Another instance of Weiß professionalism: Yohji is wounded half to death, can barely stand, yet they don’t send him home. Is it because they know he needs more angst? Is that their way of paying him back for cheating on them and acting all hetero? NO! THEY KNEW HE HAD THAT FLOWER INSIDE HIS BODYSUIT THING! They were just giving him an opportunity to pull it out in its magically uncrushed beauty and stick it on some girl.

Yay, it’s the Ken Kills His Ex episode! LIFE CATCHES ON FIRE! Cry! Cry! Da ha ha ha ha ha ha. “The illegal soccer gambling ring!!!” Ueda Yuuji is still my second-favorite seiyuu, but in this setting I am laughing at him.

Ken, please wear the dorkiest helmet ever as you ride that motorcycle. Good job.

Why is Ouka so stupid. Why can’t she die earlier. Stupid Ouka.

OK, to hear Sano laughing maniacally is soOoOo weird. Then after Ken gets shot, like, six times and Kase appears outside the building he’s all happy to own, I expect the scene to shatter and to hear, “Jasuto ippun.” At least he has the sense to wear something bullet-proof.

These Reese’s Fudge Peanut Butter Cups are pretty good. That doesn’t have anything to do wis Weiß Kreuz, but I’m eating them as I watch and they are kinda delicious. Honestly, I think they are as good as the originals. I will be sad when they are all gone. I WILL ANGST.

Dude, hallucinating random shit on the road whilst motorcycling is not wise. That’s even worse than Ran’s street/passing-car tic. OK, and, who the fuck wipes out like that??? “Another car on the road?!?!? OMFG!!! Over the guardrail I go!” Freude… ich liebe zufälliger Deutsch.

Why is it always to some far-distant country that anime characters who are considering quitting their fighty groups are thinking of moving?

“Maybe he’s with a woman. …No way, not him! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!” *snerk* My sentiments exactly. And I love how Ran and Omi freak out at the very suggestion. Then they’re all horrified the next day when Ken’s acting like he got laid.

Half these people they target should really be taken out through legal channels. Kinda undermines the point of Weiß, doesn’t it?

Thanks for being sympathetic, Yohji. You’re a real nice guy. Well, OK, I think he just said it because he was stung by Ken’s remark, but still… Yeah, Ken, you kill people = you cannot be wis the innocent girl. This is why you must seek love wis other assassins. You understand, right?

OMG, that guy’s not human! What is that red stuff coming out of his open wound?? It’s not natural!!

Oh, Schreient. Warum überhäuft ihr alles? Ihr seid nicht so schöne wie ihr glaubt. Stupid umlauts make writing in German hardly worth it.

Oh, god, Tomoe Sakura. How I fucking hate her. At the same time, hers is one of the most amusing predicaments in the entire series. Kidney thieves…. da ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha haha.

I run across the street every single time I see someone who looks like my sister.

What guess?? Manx, you never change your horrible shoes and socks; of course he knew it was you! Retard. He’s just trying to get into your pants wis that stupid line about ankles.

“Do you have dreams about your kidney?” THAT IS THE BEST QUESTION EVER ASKED. Methinks I’ma start asking people that at random.

Gah, stupid Sakura.

OK, the sprinting scene is just too funny for words, from beginning to end. I am going to die laughing. And what are Yohji and Ken doing running around spying on Ran anyway?? What exactly is that supposed to accomplish?

“Why? Why? What did I do?!” You were stupid and annoying and you hit on Ran, Sakura; what the hell do you think? Now go get rid of your other kidney, stat. “I’m going to start running with the track team again!” Yeah, hopefully you’ll die of it. Stupid Sakura.

Hmm. Prostrate helpless Ran is a beautiful thing.

Nipples?!?

How the hell is he supposed to get down from there? Convenient that they faded out at that point… he had the naked chick in one arm, was hanging over the fifty foot drop wis the other, and had a freaking sword in his mouth. Incidentally, do they not realize how heavy a katana is? Ran’s got a magic strong jaw.

Omi is the best at silly disguises. I bet he has all sorts of interesting stuff in his closet. BESIDES HIMSELF.

7-11! Subliminal advotizing. KID’S NAME IS SHOTA. I’m going to die.

How the fuck many cars do these guys have?? Guess what, Weiß: florist life is not a convincing cover when you each have, like, ten cars and motorcycles.

Stupid Ouka.

And dorky helmets.

Thanks for wearing a pink shirt, Masafumi.

Omi’s little breakdowns in this episode are positively embarrassing to watch, especially the one in the people’s living room. Manx says she can tell by their faces that they all want to take on this assignment, but Omi’s sitting there trembling and sweating and looking like he’s about to die. If that’s the face he generally makes in that case… da ha ha ha ha. The constipation of angry determination?

Momentarily I will eat Yohji.

Omi looooooves Shota.

Ending theme: Why are they all lying around together on, like, a bed of rose petals…? It is symbolic of afterglow or something?

Oh, god, the werewolf episode. Easily as awesome as the kidney thieves.

Omi looooooves yuri too. He recommends yuri to Ouka and her friend.

Aww, now all my Peanut Butter Cups are gone. What shall I dew. I want something else delicious. Like…. Schuldig. But he hasn’t shown up yet. Mou.

“Am I hairier, or are my teeth longer?” That will be my other question besides “Do you dream about your kidney?” to ask people at random.

Omi’s left-handed.

“Favorite thing: soccer and children” never fails to crack me up.

YAAAaAAAaaaAAAAAAaaaa THERE HE IS = FAVORITE CHARACTER = *eats him* DIALOGUE. LOVE. OMG. He’s the only character I’ve ever really liked Midorikawa Hikaru as. “Gaudy dolls…” A very accurate description of Schreient. Which is why I will eat Farfie too. MmmmmmFarfie.

OK, in one scene Masafumi had a very pointed ear, and in the next shot it was back to normal.

Ah, it’s snowing out. I’m not going anywhere today. Actually, I get the feeling I’m going to watch this entire series today.

Oh, why is this show so bad. I am laughing so hard still. “They know how to fight,” Ran remarks to himself…. as if they didn’t just see Schreient fighting in the previous episode.

What if there were a Takatori family reunion with so many generations and extended family, and Ran somehow stumbled upon it? He’d go into cardiac arrest. That would be the funniest thing ever.

Oh, god. The randomness of the Nagi/Tot thing… you would have to be psychotic to like her, but even so… Oh, I want to kill her when she starts screaming about the sakura petals. But! It gives Schuldig a reason to make fun of him ^__^

“Taste the efforts of science!” Another awesome line. Time for Schreient’s indecisive death. By which I mean “indecisive as to whether it actually happens.” Oh, tentacle rape. If anyone needs it, it’s Weiß; can one blame teh Masafumi-shoulder-mouth-tentacle-back-monster? “Tanoshimi da ne,” says Farf; obviously he agrees. Oh, Farf. Why are you so hot.

“Doushite, bishounen?” Yohji asks as he gets all over Omi and starts teasing him about porn… then when Ouka comes in, they jump apart as if they really are, uh…

Stupid Ouka.

Gay guys at the club… nice… And doesn’t Omi make a cute little playboy. That guy has dreds and he is hot and I will eat him. “I’ve been studying dance since I was three,” she says, and then dances like the biggest retard. Da ha ha ha ha. Well, she and Omi make a good pair of retard-dancers. Nice guitar in the song, though.

“What are you doing here?” he asks Ouka when he wakes up. Seems fairly obvious to me: she’s being stupid.

DA HA HA HA, Ouka’s using this tiny tiny little branch to try to drive the dogs away. It is magically retarded. Then Omi gets so mad when she suggests he give her the “pain killer” mouth-to-mouth. And magically changes clothes in the woods! He must have had his other outfit in… his pocket… or something.

I want a claw. It is made of love.

Seems to have stopped snowing, and now the sun is out. So much for our third blizzard. Not that it matters, since it seems I’m going to be watching WK forever anyway.

*DIES* Ran and Ken burst into the room to find Hirofumi and Omi embracing more like long-lost lovers than brothers. And they’re like “What is going on?!?” *DIES* Why does Omi get, like, twelve times as much angst as the rest of them, anyway? It’s kinda mean. And funny.

I keep wondering… What is wis the image of Ran, like, hanging by his wrists naked that appears in the opening sequence? I will decide my own meaning for it.

Oh, god, I love how Brad likes to make some cryptic remark about destiny or the future and then smile evilly and just leave it at that.

Party of embarrassing each other at Ouka’s mom’s restaurant! Like magic!

“I remember that day you wore a tutu and Brad was hot.”

Oh, so much terrible animation. How I love this show.

“OMFG!!! I can’t believe how beautiful Ouka is!!!” It’s like they’ve never seen anything in their lives before. And why the fuck would you be commenting on stupid Ouka when Schuldig, Brad, and Farf are at the party too WEARING TUXES?!?!?!

Why is Omi wearing white shoes wis that blue suit… …as opposed to Schuldig, who’s wearing the all white hotness. Oh, why is he so hot. Hot hot hot OMG.

Manx appears and sees Omi and Ouka kissing, and I can just imagine her thoughts. XD XD XD AND THEN SCHULDIG APPEARS LIKE THE HOTNESS AND SAYS HOT THINGS AND BEES HOT. And then changes clothes. His normal clothes are also the hotness, but I really did like the tux. AH HOLY SHIT HE’S SO HOT. OMFG. How can he possibly be so hot. The show should be all about him instead.

Jurassic Love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OR SCHULDIG LOVE. OMG, I just can’t get over how hot he is. Even wis the lame animation quality and writing, he’s so so so so so so beautiful.

Please ruin the picture by crying on it.

It’s difficult to make fun of the show so much once Schwarz shows up. Not that it gets less mockable… just more distracting. Why is Schuldig so flirty wis Crawford. He does it to tease me specifically, I swear. I mean, what the hell was the purpose of that “tastes like honey” line directed specifically at him except to be evilly sexy? “Well, I was the one who told her about it, but…” GAH. So fucking hot.

Omi, you retard, didn’t you just hear him say, “Ouka-chan! Hold on!” Or did you interpret that as. “Ouka-chan! Hold on! We’ll be there to kill you in just a second!” *sigh* K, that bullet, like, grazed his shirt, and he fell to the ground. Yeah, retard. Eat your angst elsewhere. I want to watch Schu and Farf be hot, and you’re in the way. Uh-huh… kiss her to death…. good choice…

Da ha ha ha, and off she goes. Another reason to love Farfie. Aw, but then they get beaten wis golf club for it. They sure take it like men, though ^__^

Schu: “Weiß is mine.” Farf: “I hate that TV.” Nagi: “You guys are both weird.”

“A mysterious, unused landfill without an owner.” Da ha ha ha haha.

P.S. Omi just did ventriloquism. He’s a talented boy. Or maybe he’s stolen Schuldig’s powers.

Ran’s angst about his parents seems to be so minor. Sure, Aya’s all he’s got left, so he’s all anxious about her and shit, but the whole situation is nonsense.

Ah, Ran vs. Brad — who should, instead, eat each other. Oh, Ran vs. Farfarello — who likewise. Ah, what a hotness of a scene. So hot. *___* Love love.

What could Ran do against those missiles? Or do you just wish he were there so y’all could die together?

Yeth, strip, Brad. It’s the thing to do for incredibly hot guys about to start fighting. Incidentally, hot people who wear all white should always hang around in the rain.

Super-Aya-kun time! Destroy everyone singlehandedly! Like magic! Then foursome time! As Omi cries, “Ken-kun! Mou ii!”

Shoot the basement! That will help.

Nagi: “-__- I really didn’t want Japan to be destroyed and stupid.” Brad: “Who cares? I put my hand over Farfarello and Schuldig in the same scene.” Win!

GAH STUPID SAKURA WHY ARE YOU AROUND AGAIN. MOU.

Must be convenient to live in a world where people don’t bleed… makes stealing their outfits after you’ve killed them a lot easier.

Twelve-minute freaking recap… come on…. Only then the recap ends in Sakura. MOU.

JUST SHOOT HIM ALREADY. OH, WHY ARE YOU STUPID. That kind of scene pisses me off like mad. GAH.

Nagi had to freak out for, like, twelve minutes just to turn that light switch off. And then Farf wound up like a baseball player to throw his tiny little… toothpick things… MmmmmSchwarz.

K, Persia, that was your own fault for not just shooting.

Yeah, that’s right, guys, Reiji is the cause of every last bit of angst in all of your lives. Well, except for all the angst that will appear after you kill him. Like the angst of not having any hot sex with Schwarz within the series.

Aaaaaand Omi’s crying again.

Reiji’s so creeped out by Schwarz’s echoey pronouncement (or perhaps just so wowed by their hotness) that he stands there for, like, twelve minutes before moving. Then yay he dies! ^__^

New theme song! Random Venus de Milo! Da ha ha, why do they still suck so bad at singing.

K, Yohji interrupts one date to go on another… and get laid… That’s beautiful.

“The other day I ran into Tomoe Sakura-san in town. She’s still hella irritating and wants to get into your pants.”

If I were Kyouko, I would get really tired of him being like, “ZOMG YOU LOOK LIKE ASUKA.”

O_O They showed us a kiss from the side… That’s the first time in the series. Yohji’s droopy sunglasses are silly. Why is paper plane guy stupid. Botan. What a stupid name.

And then, because Ran needs more angst…

There really was no good reason to resurrect Schreient. I do not like them. They are annoying. And they take screen-time that should belong to Schwarz. Mou.

Da ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I forgot about Omi’s slut shirt. Oh, it’s so funny. Because he really needed to look younger. Da ha ha. Listen to Ken and Yohji finishing each other’s sentences. Aaawwwwwwww. Also, Manx and Birman are clearly lovers *nods*

They’re not allowed to go on a mission wisout the “dark beasts” line, even if it’s from an imaginary giant Persia in the sky.

Ending theme: Crying boiz. Who still sing like shit. And love each other. And the poster beside which Ran is weeping says “Giraffe’s Quarters Sleeping.”

CATCH FIRE! Da ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

Yeah, fucking right they can open up that stupid florist shop again. Maybe they’re worried people are going to start thinking they’re not mad lovers or something.

STUPID SAKURA DIE.

Way to wear a pink suit, Botan. “I have no interest in going on a date with you.” “Well, I do.” *dies* Best Date Ever. But at least Botan is the first to figure out that stupid Sakura looks like Aya.

Why the hell did they make that stupid recording… I’m sorry, computer image… and use it like that? Just because they all love Persia so much? Because they want to rub salt in Omi’s wounds? Or because they have so much animation of him doing his thing that they just had to include it?

YEAH! Beat him up! “That’s enough! You’re going to kill him!” “Yeah, that’s what I do, retard.” Actually, this is a pretty awesome date. Any date that degenerates into a fist fight is best.

“These are the areas where young people gather.” DA HA HA HA HA HA.

And here we have Schu and Brad flirting again ^__^ Why are they so awesome.

Oh, I know what happens to people who get shot and then burned! Don’t worry, Ran; he’ll be back. Uh, Ran was playing wis a pipe just a second ago… where did the sword come from? Somebody probably threw it to him and I missed it or something.

OH FARF. OH LOVE. Why are you so beautiful. And why is Rutz psychotic to put Ken’s face in her boobs.

“I think he went to pick on God again.” And when Schuldig says something like, “I have a hard time making sense of what he’s doing,” you’d better take it seriously.

OK, the acid’s in a pitcher. So… Did he transfer it from an easier container to the pitcher once he got to the church, or did he carry the pitcher all the way there? If the latter, how much did he spill on the way? What kind of awesome destruction did he cause? And did he have to bring extra, knowing he would spill?

Ahh, Schwarz-centric episodes are making me want to write fanfiction like mad. LIKE MAD. It’s a shame the one I’ve got nearly complete doesn’t feature them. A shame and a fluke, really.

Gah, he’s so hot. WHY is he so hot. And why are Ken and Omi stupid…. burst into the room wis almost no gear… Oh, Farf. How can you be so beautiful. Oh, Ken, that was so lame. Farf is a million times better than you, but that was still pretty pathetic. Yet somehow you magically knew exactly which church to break into. Man, Ken’s just continually asking for it from him.

Farf is just… so… beautiful… his face… *falls over dead*

You’ve been spared a large number of Stupid Sakura‘s because I’ve been eating tacos through most of this episode.

Stupid Schreient, though. And how annoying that the same people always pair off against each other. Mix things up, why don’t you?

It always bugs me when characters state positively, “He’ll be all right,” when they really have no way of knowing… how much harder is it to say, “I think he’ll be all right” to add a touch of realism to the scene???

The animation totally just changed.

At least they admit that Schreient should be dead… AND THEY REALLY SHOULD.

Why does that guy look like JJJ… Nice security in this courtroom here. Very effective and quick. Uh… badgering the witness much?

“Soon I’m planning to release another evil killer out into the world.” Da ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

OK, I need more Schwarz. Enough wis Omi’s random girlfriends.

No, no, no, don’t sing!

Damn, Yohji’s got a girly bedroom…

Stop lying, Schu, you don’t really like them. YOU LIKE ME. I mean, Brad.

The computer image of Persia is still really strange and stupid.

Da ha ha, Yohji ignoring Schön is too funny. At least there were a couple of different fighting pairs this time. And Ken so did not say “date” there.

Ken hyperventilates at the thought of sex.

Why was Asuka annoying. Oh, wait, because she’s a female in this show. I think it’s Yohji’s turn to kill his ex. Is that this episode? I don’t remember. Yeah it is. Too bad.

Ah, angst is causing poor Weiß to fall to pieces. They need Schwarz sex.

WHY would Nagi like her. More like he would want to destroy her. Or be a pervert and make her skirt fly up.

Yeah, guys. Pose together. We weren’t quite convinced yet that y’all are lovey lovers. Oh, and Ran posing in the air in front of the moon is pretty damn hot.

Why the hell is Schön a warrior type anyway? Something they taught her in her model days or something. Heh heh… “why the hell…”

OK… well… irritating as Tot is… she and Nagi are kinda cute together. And his spazz attack when she, uh… gets stabbed… is kinda cute too. And awesome. But I’m having Farf/Nagi bunnies, so ngya on them. But WTF is wis those girls continually living for no reason. So irritating.

Farf gets bored and therefore pulls out a knife and starts licking. So freaking cute.

This opening sequence is actually a lot better than the first one. Too bad the song sucks just as bad.

STUPID SAKURA. I don’t know why she can’t just get herself sacrificed. Oh, yeah, sure, you believe in him no matter what happens. Because you love him. What the fuck ever. And then in the middle of her conversation wis her friends she’s like, “Killer…” right out loud.

Yeah Schuldig wants him. Of course. Ah, redhead pairing. So much clashing hair. Love love. And the pretty pretty Farfie is also love. AND PRETTY BRAD OMG.

Sakura’s best moment, there wis that gun. Controlled by Schuldig is the best way for her to be.

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Is it just me, or did Brad kill that guy in the middle of, like, an airport or something? Good jobon security.

Oh, what a beautiful exchange there between Schu and Brad… “And you’re one of my demons.” Da ha ha, lovely. And did I mention that Farf’s mouth makes me want to do things? Like him? ALSO EVERY OTHER PART OF HIM HAS THAT EFFECT ALSO.

I haven’t gone into any of my usual DVD rants, and none of these comments are very serious, but I have to mention this. This boxed set just lifted the content from the western release DVD’s, so it’s got the crappy American subs and not fansubs or anything similarly decent. So Schuldig, annoyed, says something to the effect of, “She ran away.” But the stupid sub says, “She escaped.” This is irritating, because I think Schuldig is annoyed there because Sakura did not succumb to his manipulation — not because she escaped. Of course she could escape — it wasn’t like he restrained her or anything — he was just confident she wouldn’t. Stupid sub.

Ran: “She was in the…. cabinet…? That’s…. random…”

Hey, you bastards, don’t hurt Brad!!! He is my hotness!!! I mean, Schuldig’s hotness. I LOVE HIM. And guess what, Yohji. Schuldig IS teh prince. LOVE HIM TOO. And then Farf stands there for, like, twelve minutes and Omi and Birman don’t notice him. KYAA Schuldig was totally just straddling Yohji on the floor.

Ah, the last episode. Sad. I want mas Schwarz. I suppose I will have to write it myself. La la la la la la Schwarz.

Stupid Sakura.

Ah, Farf. Why is your mouth and face and eye and everything so prettiful? Look at you advancing on that old guy all prettiful like that. SCHWARZ=WIN=LOVE.

I would dislike Sakura less if she becomes Aya’s lover when the latter wakes up. Incidentally, I find the fact that Manx and Birman are sitting in the car together during the ending theme ABSOLUTE PROOF that they are lovers.

Mostly, Schwarz.

OK, now I have watched the entirety of Weiß Kreuz in one day. This, conceivably, will allow me to fic about more realistically. And eat Schuldig. Though I routinely do the latter anyway. IN MY MIND. And it’s definitely way past my bedtime. If I’d realized I was going to have a WK marathon today, I would have gotten up a bit earlier. Anyway, no mas.