K, on the latest win I received ($1,768,000.00), at the bottom of one of the pages it actually says “THIS IS REAL.” I am so desperately amused.

So lately Tokio has decided that my tablet is her bed. Whenever she thinks I’m not paying enough attention to her (which is most of the time, even if I’m busily scratching her face), she sprawls across it so I cannot use it. This is no problem when I’m not drawing, as I have a mouse hooked up on the left. Then she usually starts attacking my right hand when I comes close to her. If I am drawing, she has to move. It is adorable and… adorable. Sometimes she flops over onto the keyboard. She just did it. “++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++” is what she typed for me. Helpful cat. Then she bit my hand and licked it.

Yesterday I saw my jellies. They were in pink light and they were the best jellies ever. That is why I yuff them. All the jellies love love love love. La la la la la jellies. Anyway, I also seed some sharks; they were not very big, but still pretty exciting. Sharks are so freaking cool. BUT THE BEST THING. OMG. The octopus came right out of his den and posed about just for me!!! I got to see all of him! All the little sucker things on his legs and the shape of him and how he swimmed and everything!! It was magically squee. It was the best ever. I also saw an eel wrapped around a tyrtle like, “THIS IS MY TYRTLE.” And a stingray thingy that was showing off. AND SOME COOL STUFF. It was all awesome. There was a tarantula. It won. AND PIRANHAS. OMG. Why is the aquarium so cool. And my jellies. OK.

Insomnia is going on four days now. Today at work I was so tired that I actually slept through my entire lunch break. If I can’t sleep today, mayhap I shall die and become teh zomb. Mas teh zomb. OK BECAUSE I AM SO TIRED I WILL STOP THIS ENTRY NOW

HOW MUCH HAVE YOU CHANGED IN 10 YEARS?

10 YEARS AGO:
1.) How old were you? 16
2.) Where did you go to school? Air Academy High School
3.) Where did you work?: Nowheres
4.) Where did you live? Here
5.) Where did you hang out?: At home
6.) Did you wear glasses?: I think I had them already at that point, but I can’t remember
7.) Who was your best friend?: Methinks Renee by that time
8.) Who was your regular-person crush? IE: Not Celebrity? Wayne or Mike that year
9.) How many tattoos did you have?: ZERO
10.) How many piercings did you have?: Just the one in each ear
11.) What car did you drive?: I didn’t even have a license yet
12.) Had you been to a real party yet? It’s entirely possible that I’ve never been to a “real” party
13.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter: Taken

5 YEARS AGO:
1.) How old were you?: 21
2.) Where did you go to school? UCCS
3.) Where did you work?: McDonald’s
4.) Where did you live?: Still here
5.) Where did you hang out?: Home
6.) Did you wear glasses?: Yeth
7.) Who was your best friend?: Dunno
8.) How many tattoos did you have?: ZERO
9.) How many piercings did you have? Two in each ear
10.) What car did you drive? Dunno
11.) Had you been to a real party yet? Dunno
12.) Had your heart broken? No
13.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter: Probably taken

NOW:
1. How old are you?: 26
2.) Where do you hang out: Home
3.) Where do you live?: STILL HERE
4.) Do you wear glasses?: Yeth
5.) Who are your best friends: FIDDYCHAN AND MITHTOW THTWAIDOW
6.) Do you talk to your old friends?: Depends on how old
7.) How many piercings do you have? Still two in each ear
8.) How many tattoos?: ONE AND IT IS TEH WIN
9.) What kind of car do you have? ZERO
10.) Have you been to a real party yet?: Dunno
11.) Has your heart been broken? Why is that such a melodramatic question
12.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter: Single

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You can only type one word:

1. Where is your cell phone? Which?
2. Describe your boyfriend/girlfriend? Sti
3. Your hair? Awesome
4. Your mother? Hmmm
5. Your father? Adorable
6. Your favorite item? Tokio
7. Your dream last night? Insomnia
8. Your favorite drink? Carobnated
9. Your dream car? Teleportation
10. The room you are in? Love
11. Your ex? Item
12. Your fear? Maybe
13. What do you want to be in 10 years? Awesome
14. Who did you hang out with last night? Ramses
15. What you’re not? Healthy
19. The last thing you did? DESTROY
20. What are you wearing? Black
22. Your favorite book? Love
23. The last thing you ate? Candy
24. Your life? WIN
25. Your mood? Exhausted
26. Your friends? Womse
27. What are you thinking about right now? Tired
28. Your car? Hah!
29. What are you doing at the moment? Snarking
30. Your summer? Warm ^__^
31. Your relationship status? Maybe…
32. What is on your tv? Void
33. When is the last time you laughed? Earlier
34. Last time you cried? Dunno
35. School? EVIL