I don’t know how I manage to luck out so much. My mail is a constant source of entertainment for me. Today I won $1,800,000.00 in SWEEPSTAKES and CONTEST MONIES and PRIZE opportunities; I just have to pay a $21.99 appointed release fee. And then… this is the best thing yet… I got some mail for some guy in Virginia. OK, I can understand getting my neighbor’s mail… but… THIS IS NOT VIRGINIA. I am so amused. To make matters more awesome, this person’s name (I’m only assuming it’s a guy) is Shyamprasa Molugu. This is not very similar to my name. Also this is not Virginia. It gets better. It was mailed from Delaware. OK, um, Virginia and Delaware are rather close to each other. Colorado is HALF THE COUNTRY AWAY. WTF?? Well, whatever. It is the funniest. As if it isn’t weird enough that I still get mail for Kevin and Rahul (and I got another Liquor Outlet newsletter thing for Kevin the other day)…
Joker here for Halloween, presenting horror movie reviews and spiders!
Everything sucks right now
Two October horror movies, a long segment about a picture I finished drawing a while ago, and some clouds.
In which I give one movie a fairly proper review, and then talk about Get Out for, like, eight minutes
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