K, so P and I were sitting in the car waiting for L to be finished wis his item that he was doing. While we were talking, the guy on the radio said something that sounded very much like (but wasn’t) “Jewish porn.” On discovering that we had both misheard him thus, we started discussing the concept. “But how would it be different from any other porn?” I asked. “It’s kosher,” she replied. Then we both fell silent trying to figure out how that would work.