Well, I should have left for my parents’ house, like, forty-five minutes ago… but my cell phone ate my alarm so I got up late and files are still uploading and I have to wait for them. So in the meantime I will take a fanfiction survey that I’ve already taken a million times.
| Fanfiction | |
| Do you read or write fanfiction? | NO NEVER NONE AT ALL EVER |
| When did you first start reading/writing fanfiction? | Too long ago to remember |
| What was your first fandom? | Star Wars |
| First ship? | Gary Stu x Jaina Solo |
| What website do you use most? | My own |
| What do you think of Fanfiction.net? | Da ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| What fandoms have you written in? | Finished stories? Quest for Glory, Rurouni Kenshin, Firefly, and Shaman King. Unfinished is a hell of a lot longer list. |
| Pairings? | Much as I’m tempted to make fun of the wording of this question, I answered “First ship?” without snark so I should probably be kind to this one as well. Saitou x Sano forever. |
| Any fandoms you would like to write in? | I’d love to finish all of (or… any of…) the in-progress stories from various random fandoms that I have sitting on my hard drive. |
| Do reviews affect how you write in any way? | Rarely |
| Do you use a beta? | Decidedly not |
| What ratings do you read/write? | Anything, though my fics tend to be an R-type level on average |
| What warnings have you used on your fiction/read? | I don’t put warnings on my fics because I hate giving away what’s going to happen in the story. I have written rape and character death, though, and HR’s going to have incest and drug use as well. I don’t read people’s warnings on fics, either. |
| Do you have any squicks? | Saitou dying |
| Do you Role-play online? If so, what? | What does this have to do wis fanfiction? Yeth, I roleplay on a few games. It’s even my turn to post on Paradise. Still. Not that that’ll get the world turning again. Also I play on an X-Men game where my character is the shallowest item in existence. |
| Have you ever stolen something from another person’s work? | What |
| Favorite fandom to write/read? | Gee, that’s a tough one. Let me think about that for a moment. |
| Favorite pairing? | Dude, why am I taking this survey, again? |
| Favorite writer/writers? | Myself, primarily. But I also graciously love some other people. |
| How long should a chapter be? | As long as it takes. |
| Do you write/read drabbles? | According to the technical definition of the term, I have never written one. I have read many that people claim are drabbles but really aren’t. To my knowledge I have never read a real one. |
| Any fandoms you avoid? | Harry Potter. It’s like a swamp. |
| Pairings you avoid? | I tend to avoid Sano x Kenshin… not because I have anything against the pairing, but because the majority of works containing it rape Kenshin’s character in a way I can’t stand. |
| Warnings you avoid? | One of the few things I really can’t stand is Saitou dying. If the warning says “character death” and I start to get the feeling that he’s going to be the one, I’ll stop reading. |
| Do the number of reviews tell how good a story is? | Heh |
| What do you think of Mary Sues? | Da ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahaha ha ha ha |
| Have you ever flamed someone? | No |
| Have you ever been flamed? | Yeth |
| That’s it, aren’t you glad? | Kindof. Though my files still aren’t done uploading, and I was supposed to be there ten minutes ago. |
| CREATE YOUR OWN! – or – GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! | |