Well, I should have left for my parents’ house, like, forty-five minutes ago… but my cell phone ate my alarm so I got up late and files are still uploading and I have to wait for them. So in the meantime I will take a fanfiction survey that I’ve already taken a million times.

Do you read or write fanfiction? NO NEVER NONE AT ALL EVER
When did you first start reading/writing fanfiction? Too long ago to remember
What was your first fandom? Star Wars
First ship? Gary Stu x Jaina Solo
What website do you use most? My own
What do you think of Fanfiction.net? Da ha ha ha ha ha ha
What fandoms have you written in? Finished stories? Quest for Glory, Rurouni Kenshin, Firefly, and Shaman King. Unfinished is a hell of a lot longer list.
Pairings? Much as I’m tempted to make fun of the wording of this question, I answered “First ship?” without snark so I should probably be kind to this one as well. Saitou x Sano forever.
Any fandoms you would like to write in? I’d love to finish all of (or… any of…) the in-progress stories from various random fandoms that I have sitting on my hard drive.
Do reviews affect how you write in any way? Rarely
Do you use a beta? Decidedly not
What ratings do you read/write? Anything, though my fics tend to be an R-type level on average
What warnings have you used on your fiction/read? I don’t put warnings on my fics because I hate giving away what’s going to happen in the story. I have written rape and character death, though, and HR’s going to have incest and drug use as well. I don’t read people’s warnings on fics, either.
Do you have any squicks? Saitou dying
Do you Role-play online? If so, what? What does this have to do wis fanfiction? Yeth, I roleplay on a few games. It’s even my turn to post on Paradise. Still. Not that that’ll get the world turning again. Also I play on an X-Men game where my character is the shallowest item in existence.
Have you ever stolen something from another person’s work? What
Favorite fandom to write/read? Gee, that’s a tough one. Let me think about that for a moment.
Favorite pairing? Dude, why am I taking this survey, again?
Favorite writer/writers? Myself, primarily. But I also graciously love some other people.
How long should a chapter be? As long as it takes.
Do you write/read drabbles? According to the technical definition of the term, I have never written one. I have read many that people claim are drabbles but really aren’t. To my knowledge I have never read a real one.
Any fandoms you avoid? Harry Potter. It’s like a swamp.
Pairings you avoid? I tend to avoid Sano x Kenshin… not because I have anything against the pairing, but because the majority of works containing it rape Kenshin’s character in a way I can’t stand.
Warnings you avoid? One of the few things I really can’t stand is Saitou dying. If the warning says “character death” and I start to get the feeling that he’s going to be the one, I’ll stop reading.
Do the number of reviews tell how good a story is? Heh
What do you think of Mary Sues? Da ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahaha ha ha ha
Have you ever flamed someone? No
Have you ever been flamed? Yeth
That’s it, aren’t you glad? Kindof. Though my files still aren’t done uploading, and I was supposed to be there ten minutes ago.