Somebody found Warriors Blue searching for “fanfiction of kenshin himura’s little sister.” I don’t know whether to laugh heartily or wince.

Recently I dreamed that my mom and I were sitting in on a high school class of some sort. Whilst the class was going on we were sitting there discussing my finances. Eventually we stopped talking about that, and I told her to look out the window because sometimes you could see knights jousting out there. Just as we both looked, there was a knight on rhinocerosback getting ready to joust a guy on an elephant. I didn’t think this was quite fair. Eventually my mom left, and the entire class (which consisted entirely of guys) started comparing penis sizes. Sano was in this class. That was a good dream.