Only six sales today. Worse than Sunday. I suck.

Today I made fake Izz. It is working quite well so far.

Tonight my mom gave me a ride home. When we pulled up at my apartment, there was one of the apartment’s infinity bunnies there in the grass enthusiastically eating some spotted object. We couldn’t tell what it was, but the bunny was evidently quite pleased wis it. We got the feeling it would have dragged the thing away if it could have, but the item was too large. So when I got out (and the bunny immediately ran away, of course), I went to look and see what it was. AND GUESS WHAT IT WAS. It was a big ol’ chocolate cookie wis mini M’n’M’s. WHAT. SO CUTE. That made me so happy.

What about this meme again because it is so amusing.

1. Randomly pick a song from your music library.
2. Find the lyrics for the first four verses/chorus
3. Go to Google translation and translate the lyrics from English into German.
4. Take the new German lyrics and translate them into French.
5. Take the new French lyrics and translate them into English.
6. Post the NEW English lyrics and have people guess the original song.

Yeah, I’m not so much about the guessing as about the hilarity of these lyrics.

It could be a small town boys
But they live in large my World
If you wrap your love around me,
You know, I am a daughter of your number
Travel over the sea
But he has little to say that I
You are the star that I lustre
No matter where my heart is
It is important that you know,
Anything that is more than that?

I would not like you have love
Would you not left quality —
Would you not left for everything that happens in this world of honey
Would it not for diamonds
Would it not for gold
Along with your baby likes, they leave me cold

A millionaire from London
Sweep tried to get my feet
A Ler-jet, a nice car,
But you still beat
When Valentino me hofiert
To marry, and he, in Rome
It would be tempting,
But you know that I prefer to stay at home with you
‘Cause you always
Who makes me feel like a queen

Would you say that is love? (Would it not for the love!)
Would you say that is the money? (Would it not for money!)
Would you say that is love? (Would it not for the love!)
Or what? (Nothing in the world of honey!)

I will never let go!
Should I do not know more than that?