Important stuff happening, so obviously no real entry from me. Just a stupid survey:

Childhood weirdness
Did you spend your childhood time with mostly real or imaginary friends?
I don’t know which was more numerous
Did people consider you an odd child? Yeth
Do you have memories that go back to when you were only a few months old? Uh, no
Do you remember any thoughts you had when you where very young? Yeth
Were they intricate or simple thoughts? Both
If you answered “intricate”, give an example of one of those thoughts: I don’t feel like typing that all out
Were your dreams very vivid as a child? Yeth
What is the strangest memory you have from early childhood? Dunno
Were you a child prodigy or did you display any gifts at a young age? I was always made of genius
What was the most “grown-up” thing you ever said as a child? Dunno
What were your favorite TV shows in early childhood? He-Man and She-Ra
Were you afraid of monsters? Yeth
Did you believe that fictional characters were real? No
Were you more quiet and artistic or loud and physical? Loud and artistic

Issues and U.S. Stuff
Do you eat meat?
If you do, what is your justification for it? Do I have to justify it?
If you could legalize 3 things in the US, what would they be? I would legalize my being given lots of money all the time
Do you believe in the death penalty? Sometimes
Did Mumia do it? Uh…
If you had a choice, which country would you have chosen to be born into? I like my life the way it is
What are your opinions of Michael Moore? I have none
Describe your feelings about marijuana legalization: Nonexistent
What about gay marriage? Good jobon it
Red, White and Blue is a ghastly color combination, right? Those are the colors Sano and Saitou wear; therefore, no
What television news coverage do you detest the most? Whenever I’m in a room where the news is on, I hate it no matter what it is
What will you do if Bush is re-elected? This must be a fairly old (retarded) survey
Which state do you think will drop off into the ocean first? Uh…
Who do you consider “American Heroes”? Americans who do heroic shit. I like how the question mark is outside of the quotation mark in a question about American heroes.

Completely Obtuse & Silly Questions (Wait, you mean the rest of the survey’s not supposed to be obtuse and silly?)
Have you ever taken something apart just to see how it worked? Explain: I used to take music boxes apart and put them back together
Do you ever yell at the television while you are alone? Sure
Name a few things (if any) that you bought on Ebay recently: Last thing I bought on ebay was a doujinshi, but I wouldn’t really call it ‘recently.’
Are the Muppets sinister? Think about it: No. I love questions that tell you to “think about it,” implying that this is a subject to which you’ve never given any thought in the past and that your eventual answer just may be different than your initial response.
Do you watch the Science Channel (Discovery) on a regular basis? No
Ever gotten into an “in person” argument with a total stranger? Discuss: Not that I can recall. This survey is retarded.
Sugar or Honey? Depends on the food I’m adding it to
What’s on your desk right now? I have no desk
How many e-mails do you receive a day? Spam or real? Way too many and not nearly enough.
Do you think that time travel is a possibility? Who the fuck cares?
Have you ever had a past life regression? Uh…
Are you slightly addicted to online tests and surveys? I wouldn’t still be doing this stupid thing if I weren’t
San Francisco or New York City? Happy medium?
Are you really a famous person undercover on Live Journal? No
Are you really an alien spectator studying the human condition via LJ? That would be a pitiable assignment for which any alien would be justified in suicide
What are your favorite color combinations? Black + anything
Close your eyes and type the first random image that pops into your head: Michael Jackson/Paul McCartney slash
Do you enjoy night or day better? Night
Favorite animal: Tokio
Have you ever been to a protest? No
Aggravated a cop on purpose? Define “aggravated.” Because I did turn Saitou into a woman and pair him wis Kaoru once…
Worst decision you ever made? Dunno
Ever gone train hopping/ridden the rails? No, though I’ve been slightly tempted in the last few months
Best invention of this century? Worst? Dunno
If you could choose a time period in which to live, which would it be? I like living here and now
Ever put your hand through a window? Uh…
List a few words you hate the sound of: Depends on how they’re pronounced
And a few you like the sound of: “Saitou,” “Hajime,” “Sagara,” “Sanosuke”

Emotions & Such
Have you attempted suicide more than once?
Cutting? Not emotion-based cutting
Do you get violent when you are angry? No
Which emotion are you most consumed by? Is laziness an emotion?
Are you highly emotive? Not really
Do you discuss problems or keep them to yourself? Depends on the problem
Do you fall in love easily? No
What age/year was the most difficult for you? Dunno
How do you channel your anger/sadness? Dunno
Ever been addicted to alcohol or drugs? No
Ever been homeless? No
List a few simple things that make you happy: Writing
When were you most recently your happiest? When we went to the aquarium the other day ^__^
Do you consider yourself empathetic? When I’m not being oblivious

Describe your best friend as if you were describing a character from a film:
Uh, yeah, if I’m going to write a real description of something, it’s going to be in a story, not in an idiotic livejournal survey
Do you have friends that are drastically different from each other? I suppose so
List a few key traits that all of your friends have in common: Lungs, and they all coincidentally live on this one planet Earth
Do you keep in touch with friends from high school? No
Are they mostly local or long distance? . . .
When you go out with friends, what kinds of things do you do? I don’t
Have you ever been betrayed by a close friend? Not really
If yes, are you still friends with that person? . . .
Are your friends mostly your age, younger or older? Whatever
Do you have a hard time making friends because most people bore you? No
Do you like to hang out with friends one-on-one or in groups? One-on-one
Which of your online friends do you have the most in common with? Dunno

Are you close to your family?
What traits are you glad you inherited from them? Stuff
Which traits are you pissed off you inherited from them? Other stuff
What sitcom does your family most remind you of? Fuck sitcoms (though not as hard as reality TV)
Does your family live locally or far away? Immediate or extended or what?
Have you ever stopped speaking to someone in your family? No
Have either of your parents died? NO
Is your family very much like you or are you opposites? Both
How many siblings do you have? Three
Has your family ever thrown food at each other? Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
Are the holidays a nightmare or a time of joy? Joy
Do you look like your parents? Yeth
List one interesting fact about your family: We are awesome

Gay, Straight, Bisexual or no idea?
Autosexual. Er, bi.
Married/partnered? No
Ever gone out with someone you were embarrassed to be seen with? No
Ever broken someone’s heart? I doubt it
How many serious relationships have you had? Two
Do you believe in monogamy? Sure
Have you ever lusted obsessively over someone you knew you couldn’t have? No
Do you believe in the theory of soul mates? No
Ever cheated? Yeth
Been cheated on? Not that I’m aware of
Thrown someone’s stuff out on the lawn/stairs/etc.? No
Had your stuff thrown out on the lawn/stairs/etc.? No
Most important emotional qualities of a lover? Stuff
Most important physical qualities? Whatever

Food & Drink
Non-alcoholic beverage of choice:
Alcoholic beverage of choice: Anything free that doesn’t taste like alcohol as long as I’m not driving
Foods you crave on a regular basis: Hostess chocolate pies
Salsa and Chips or Pita and Hummus? Uh…
Meat or Tofu? Meat
Soup or Salad? Soup, dammit
Soda or Juice? Depends on whether the juice is carbonated (e.g. TEH IZZ)
Can I get you anything else? Why is this survey so stupid
What’s your problem? This survey
Favorite candy: Reese’s Fast Break
Favorite food to make: Quesadillas, maybe
Food brand that you hate? Expensive ones that aren’t on sale
Do you try to buy all organic? No
Favorite quick food? Something pre-made

Would You Rather…
Eat a steak or a whole tube of toothpaste?
Steak; WTF kind of question is that?
Be covered in papercuts or cigarette burns? Paper cuts
Be perceived as intelligent or street-smart (but not both)? Intelligent
Eat a bottle cap or a spider the size of a bottle cap? The bottle cap, definitely
Be ruled exclusively by your heart or your mind? Mind
Have the power to read minds or make anyone fall in love with you? Read minds… I hear they taste like fresh honey
Chew shards of broken glass or sit on a lighted barbeque grill? Hmm… probably the grill
Not be able to tell the time or not know left from right? Not be able to tell the time
Be able to fly or be able to render yourself invisible? Fly
Eat 15 feet of aluminum foil or swallow 3 steel guitar strings? The foil, but I suppose it depends on whether I have to do it all at once.
Have questionable integrity or no sense of humor? Questionable integrity
Always spit when you talk or always be spit on while spoken to? Spit when I talk… WTF…
Granted the answers to any 3 questions or ability to resurrect one person? The ability to resurrect

Final Questions
Ever had a great song ruined for you after it was used in a commercial?
That would be cheap and pathetic
Ever yelled at an SUV? Possibly
A Hummer? Possibly
Ever faked being sick to get out of going somewhere? Sure
Horror film that freaked you out the most? Jeepers Creepers (since it was the first I ever saw) or maybe The Amityville Horror or whatever that’s called because of finger-skull-hole thing
Horror film that is so scary you could not be paid to watch it again: I’d watch pretty well any movie for enough money
Bambi or Nemo? Do you mean the real Bambi or Disney’s bullshit?
List 3 things that are worrying you right now: Financial shit, getting Let to work on Meiji Streets wis me… and that’s pretty well everything
Are you sick of this survey yet? I was sick of this survey after, like, two questions
It’s too fucking long, right? More like too fucking stupid
Well, I’m just trying to help you pass the time! Whatever
How long have you been on LJ? A long time
Do you find it to be a fulfilling experience? Uh, fulfilling? I’m not even going to answer that.
Describe the last dream you had: Dunno
Ever brought a lawsuit against a company? What?
Ever sang at a Karaoke bar? No, I have never sung at a karaoke bar, but I do pronounce “karaoke” correctly whenever I possibly can.
What was the worst concert you ever went to? I have never been to a concert
The best? . . .
Do you think you’ll ever have children if you don’t already? I might adopt
Do you think there is life on other planets? No… OK, well, it’s more accurate to say I don’t care
Have you ever saved a dying animal? No
Most disgusting thing you have ever “found” in your food: “Found?” Are you implying I put it there wis those quotation marks?
Have you ever broken a leg or arm? Mine or somebody else’s?
Would you rather stay in the house or do things outside? Usually stay in
Do people make their own reality? Is there one true reality? Discuss: God, this survey is pretentious
David Letterman or Jay Leno? Don’t know, don’t care
Last words? Why did I even bother doing this? I don’t think I answered half the questions.