This meme is great, and it’s made me realize something very important. I used to have sad thoughts about what if zombs, until this meme brought me to a better understanding of that hypothetical situation.

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

1. I won’t need one (see below)
2. Thriller
3. Michael Jackson. That way they will all dance and not kill me. And I won’t have to kill them. Win ^__^

Incidentally, as you can see, I am no longer “faerytale.” My new name is more subtly fangirly (as some of you will recognize) and much more personal. I am still made of faery, though.