I dreamed there was an invisible two-headed lion in my house. All we could see of it was its glowing blue eyes. And the only way we could keep it from eating us was to shine the laser pointer around, because it liked to chase the spot and that distracted it from eating us.
So you know L’arc’s song Round and Round? L and I have long thought that it sounds like he’s saying “laumalau” instead of “round and round.” (Which, to a certain extent, he is.) And one day I texted L a message that just said, “Laumalau.” He wrote back saying he hadn’t recognized it off the bat and had thought at first that it was an acronym, standing for something like, “Laugh at U; my ass laughs at U.” Which made my ass laugh.
Today, being Friday, was five-dollar Friday at workings. Every Friday we make many announcements over the P.A. reminding customers about whatever item is on sale for $5 that week. Oftentimes one sounds retarded doing this, and today I decided that as long as I had to sound like an idiot talking about $5 samich meats to the whole store, I might as well do it in rhyme. Doggerel makes Black Forest Ham that much more appealing.
WHAT IF YOU HAD A FROG.
You know why you’re awesome? It is because you dreamed about a crazy two-headed murderous wildcat acting like an actual cat in regard to a laser pointer. That is why. RRRAAAAARRRRGGGHHH LASER SPOT YAAAAAAAAYY
Eh heh. I suppose that logic is pretty awesome. I was pretty amused when I woke up, anyway :D
What if you had TWO FROGS. And the little one was named Pollux, and the bigger one was named Castor ^_________________^ And they darted up to the surface like little spazzes to get little bites of air and then went back down to the bottom, but because they were holding the air inside them they slowly floated back up and had to struggle to stay down. And what if they were so freaking cute.
YEAH, that’s pretty much EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
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You know, this is pretty much what I do when I try to dive.