I think the people at the haircutting place feel bad charging me $12 (plus tip) to shave that thin layer of fuzz off my head every month, because they always take so long doing it and get so fussy about the results. They get out this… other shaver thing… and, like, touch up my hairline? or something? and, like, examine my neck and stuff? It amuses me. What they obviously don’t understand is that to the lazy, not having to do something yourself is worth all manner of costly fees.

Ooh, Dangeresque 3! This may kill today’s productivity.