At work we have meats and cheeses in a brand called Primo Taglio. On the price tags it’s usually shortened to “PT” so as to leave room for the more specific name of each product. So this woman came up to my counter the other day, looked at the tag for “PT Pan Roasted Turkey,” and asked, “Can I have some of this Peter Pan turkey?”

Also, Zombie Girl and I were at Applebee’s the other day and had a Blondie. For those that have not had a Blondie, it is the God Of Desserts. And ZG said, “It’s like a pancake became a porn star.”