I’m going through all the old pictures I’ve accumulated on my webspace over the last eight years, and moving what needs to be moved over to lj galleries… mostly stuff I put up so I could post it in my lj at various times… which means I have to go through all my lj entries and find all the picture posts so I can change the image sources. I’m up to mid-2005, and definitely done for the night. But meanwhile I’ve also retaken some old quizzes and redone some old memes just because they looked like fun.

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The most recent fiction paragraph you wrote:

Light suffused him and stabbed downward, and he felt the impurity of the water melt away. He saw at the same moment deeper into the well than he ever had before, down to depths he hadn’t imagined where the soil gave way to rock and the water lay of its own accord.

The most recent non-fiction paragraph you wrote:

I graduated this month from Intellitec Medical Institute’s dental assisting program, which included a three-month internship with a general dentist as well as an orthodontist; I am now looking for work in the dental field as a chairside assistant. I’m a hard-working team player, and I would be extremely pleased to interview for a position in your office. Please see my attached resume for more information, and contact me at the number or email address listed above with any questions or to schedule an interview.

The last paragraph you posted on a message board or blog (besides this one, if you’re posting in one now):

Brynariath and Kokkuja by Armitege. What gorgeous greyscale work this is. But what I love about it even more than how nice is looks is how interesting it is, as if there’s an entire story just off-screen. I think there were some enemies approaching and Bryn scared them off with a single well-placed shot; and now we see Kokkuja looking on in admiration as the enemies scatter, putting her arm around Bryn, and saying something to the purpose of, “Nicely done, darling.”

The last line of the most recent poem you wrote:

And bug thee all the more in coming years.

The last line of the most recent lyric you wrote:

Burn, angel, burn, angel, burning star…

Your result for The Personality Defect Test…

Haughty Intellectual

You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.

You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Like so many countless pseudo-intellectuals swarming around vacuous internet forums to discuss worthless political issues, your kind is a scourge upon humanity, blathering and blathering on and on about all kinds of boring crap. If your personality could be sculpted, the resulting piece would be Rodin’s “The Thinker”–although I am absolutely positive that you are not nearly as muscular or naked as that statue. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! But no worries!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Your exact opposite is the Schoolyard Bully. (Bullies like to beat up nerds, after all.)

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Hand-Raiser, and the Robot.



If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

About Saint_Gasoline

I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.

Take The Personality Defect Test at OkCupid

You’re Lolita!
by Vladimir Nabokov
Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with
sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every
way, though you admit that this probably isn’t the best and you’re not sure what causes
this desire. Nonetheless, you’ve done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and
probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real.
Please stay away from children.

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

You Scored as Kaylee, the Mechanic

Kaywinnet Lee Frye: tomboy and ace mechanic.
Besides being super-cute, you are also adorable, which makes you a double-threat.
I’ll forgive you for choosing Simon over Jayne, but just this once.

First Mate Zoe
Kaylee, the Mechanic
Inara, the “Companion”
Simon, the Doctor
Wash, the Pilot
Captain Malcolm Reynolds
Jayne Cobb, resident bad-ass
Shepherd Book

1. Use fanfiction.net’s Search Story By Summary and look up your name in either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings.

2. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding one and post the summary.

Windil, a name almost as famous as the name Harry Potter. But it was not known to many that there was and heir to the Windil line. Jen Windil, the heir to powerful and pureblood line of Windil. Jen is the most powerful yet and it is said that whether s
Harry Potter – Rated: K – English – Chapters: 1 – Words: 867 – Published: 2-20-04 – Draco M.

Type “[Your name] needs” into Google and make a poll of the results: