Today one of the ads on gmail promised me “1 Ridiculously Huge Coupon Each Day Like Colorado Springs At 90% Off!” I’m not entirely certain what this means, but I guess that if I ever wanted to buy Colorado Springs, one of these coupons might really help.

I was quite productive today. This is good. Tomorrow hopefully people will call me and say, “Please come work for us for a million dollars an hour!” Hell, I’d settle for, “I guess you can come work for us for eight dollars an hour.” At any rate I hope they call. I plan on further productivity tomorrow in any case. My contest fic is, I believe, more than half done at this point, and I’m eager to get it finished.

Man, I am starving.