15. A photo of you and someone you love.

This picture is six years old (I just typo’d that as “this picture is sex,” a Freudian slip hailing not all that far from the surface of my thoughts OH SAITOU), and I’m unsure as to what I’m doing in it. About to smack the photographer over my shoulder for some reason, perhaps? I dunno. Anyway, it fits the bill: a photo of me and Saitou, whom I love.

So I finished the scene I was working on yesterday, and that was awesome. Then I dreamed I was Agnes Nitt. Definitely Agnes, not Perdita.

Today I got up and checked Craigslist as usual for dental assisting positions, and I found something wonderful. You remember the horrible woman Alexx that I mentioned a few times while I was attending the horrible school where she horribly taught?

In actuality, my worst experience with Alexx was so bad it got LODITEE’d and never written down; one of these days I really do need to record it before I forget the details. Anyway, recently I heard that she’d been fired from Intellitec. I didn’t hear why she was fired, but she was so bad at everything that it wasn’t any sort of surprise. Well, today on Craigslist someone has posted this about some other dental assisting program elsewhere:

Not a good school at all! Especially in the night dental asst class. The porker teaching the class was fired from intella-tech for verbal abuse on multiple students. Plus she ate a student. Yep! Is true, dipped her in hot sauce, and. Ate her to the bone. Alexx woods, ate a student.

* Location: jet wing
* Compensation: 14000

This is totally inappropriate for Craigslist, and… in fact is already gone. I am so glad I grabbed it in time; I wish I could connect with this anonymous poster. I’m not a huge fan of the “ZOMG she’s so fat how horrible” slant of the message, but at the same time, Alexx is so evil that I can’t muster a huge amount of disapprobation.

EDIT: This person continues to make more and more random, inappropriate posts about Alexx. They are wonderful. I shall quote them here as I find them:

have you ever been on a tour of everest? its easy to get enrolled, but the education you receive is the same as if you just picked up a book and read the material youself. yes that bad. besides if you attend everest for dental assisting you have to wait 2 years to take the state exam, intella tech is certified by the dental board so you can go right away. everest has all racist people employed there. discrimination is very notorious there, just ask ALEXX WOODS.

interesting story while attending everest college, the original instructor at night was fired for trying to sell illegal dental documents. then came ALEX WOODS, who was fired from intella-tech due to extreme verbal abuse on the students. since she assumed the role at everset, 5 people have just dropped out, why would someone just drop out? well if you met her, you would understand why. then there were two other students, a male and a female, who had an impeccable grades, always studious, great attitudes. well ALEXX WOODS had it in for these two people, and had there dreams of a new career destroyed! all because she is a bitter women, who use to smoke, and has gained about 500 lbs. so she hates the world. what a terrible shame that one person can destroy another humans hopes and dreams in an instant. why? because she hates her self and life. i assure you shes not finished ruining lives yet. when you hear her tell storys of past jobs, you can see shes had mulitple problems in the field, but what keeps her in demand is her credentials. her personality is horrible. im plan on posting ever single day until the public gets the message about this women. she is not a teacher, she belongs in a hot dog eating contest instead.

its amazing how a group of negitive misable little 20 year olds, and a nasty ass instructor can kill ones moral. an everest is the college to provide you with just that. i had high hopes of doing well in class and make a huge career change. all the way up until i met the instructor at everest college. (ALEXX WOODS) THIS WOMEN IS VERY OUT SPOKEN. and she’ll tell you to your face that she is.

all you have to do is, mind your business, show up everyday, get a’s and b’s pay attention, be nice to your fellow students, dont miss anytime. oh and dont be attractive at all.

are you excited to enroll as a dental assistant??? yeah!! so was i. are you friendly too? so was i. do you care about others? so do i. how funny. well if you wanna become the worst dental assistant possible and learn how to stereo type people, talk behind peoples backs, team up on good students. ENROLL NOW AT EVEREST COLLEGE.. they have an instructor there that will teach you all those qualitys. have fun

get ready folks, to watch the dental assisting teacher (ALEXX WOODS) defend her title at the hot dog eating contest tonight at the college. my money is on ALEXX, after seeing her in training at the local mexican joints should be a land slide. just dont stand to close once she starts the contest, cause she might mistake one of your fingers for a hot dog!! GO ALEXX GO YOU CAN DO IT PORKY.

Maybe sometime today I will write out that fabulous experience I had with her once… Right I need to work on mom’s site, because she really needs it done. Also apply for some job I don’t want but that will presumably pay me. *sigh*