Ideal candidate will possess the following:

Experience with Dentrix
Four-handed Dentistry

DO YOU NOT READ YOUR SENTENCES AFTER YOU’VE PUT THEM TOGETHER?? IF LISTS ARE TOO DIFFICULT FOR YOU, TRY SOMETHING EASIER. *sigh* Here, have my resume; do you want to hire me? I’m not entirely certain I possess energetic, but I am pretty sure I have some four-handed Dentistry around here somewhere…

In the meantime, I have found a part-time position at a dry cleaning place. Not a huge number of hours a week, and probably minimum wage (we’ll figure that out tomorrow), but I reeeaaallllyyyy don’t care; some money > no money.