So Zombie Girl and I have these long conversations about stories that we have ideas for. And aside from being very useful as a brainstorming tool, these conversations are often incredibly funny, because we have a habit of going off on hypothetical tangents that get wilder and wilder the farther we take them. Then we laugh ourselves sick, and one of us says, “So that all happens, and then…” and we get back to reality for a while. You could make some genius omake out of this shit, seriously. The problem is that it’s often very context-dependent, and a lot of the time I just don’t remember it later.

But every once in a while I will remember to make note of something funny ZG said (usually by emailing it to myself), and it’ll be something you don’t have to have been there to appreciate. In this instance, it’s been sitting in my email inbox for a couple of days, and every time I open that window it makes me laugh aloud all over again: the idea of Heero saying to Duo, very matter-of-factly, “You’re going to make out with me and my cock.”