So first I had a customer named Barton, which is not really all that uncommon but still made me happy. Then a priest came in wearing a priestly collar, which, around here, is uncommon and totally made me go *_______* But the best thing of all was this:

Clothing tag, obviously. And it could really only be more awesome if the brand name were “Heero Yuy And Duo Maxwell Are Totally Gay For Each Other, Ltd.”

In other news, does anyone know whether there exists such a thing as a gauge plug that has a little hole in it to stick a traditional post-earring post through?