An excerpt from one of my textbooks:
I’ll take one of each, thanks.
“…a straight shaft…can range in length from 5 to 12 inches…” Apparently I am still twelve years old, because I can’t stop laughing at this.
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Since commencing employment in a factory setting, I can now say I have a semi-educated answer to the query “does the innate need to relate all topics regarding shafts and length to the male anatomy get better with age.”
If you’re the average man in a male-only setting: not really.
And the best part about it is that I probably wouldn’t even have noticed it at all if it hadn’t had “1 x 2 or 3 x 4” just beneath it. It’s the combination of elements that gets me; I need a sort of critical mass before I even notice these things XD
Hehe, that is so awesome! I love when 1×2 and 3×4 show up somewhere in RL. It’s meant to be. :-)
That’s right! It’s destiny! :D