I was looking forward to this day for several reasons. First, today was presentation day at school, which meant not only would I be able to give my amazing badass presentation on Texas longhorns, I would also get to see what “birds” girl had been able to come up with (which was bound to be amusing). Then later I would go to Texas Roadhouse, where I’ve never been before but whose rolls with some kind of astonishingly good spready stuff I have tasted. Also, today is the day of my interview at my proposed internship site. All these things in one day!

Well, my Texas Roadhouse connection cancelled, so that’s put off for some other time. “birds” girl’s presentation was a good deal more pathetic than funny. And then this dumbass incoherent faculty member at school came in and wasted the last half hour of class, so I wasn’t able to present today at all. Which left only my interview, which is not nearly so exciting in itself as it was as part of a longer list.

BUT I DO NOT FUCKING CARE.

BECAUSE MY DVD HAS ARRIVED.

It was waiting for me when I got home from that rather disappointing school day; mom had signed for it for me. The projected arrival time wasn’t until at least next Monday, so I wasn’t even a little bit expecting it today. BUT IT IS HERE. And I will watch it the very instant I get home from this interview that I’m going to have to work really hard to be interested in when I have something like this waiting for me. I may watch it twice in a row.

AND THEN YOU WILL HEAR FROM ME AGAIN.