OK, I dreamed that I was married to both Duo and Alucard (Castlevania Alucard, not… any other Alucard). What was really funny (to me) about this is that the dream made it very clear that the reason this was interesting (possibly the only reason I was having this dream at all) was because of our hair. There was this long, beautiful scene where we were all cuddling in bed with our hair all loose and mingling, and it was just so beautiful.

THIS IS HOW LESBIANS APPRECIATE MALE CHARACTERS, YO.