Visual Art: Music Videos

Batman: The Animated Series - Things Batman Doesn't Like

 

I posted this for my 37th birthday (i.e. September 2, 2017), because that was the year I discovered my love of Batman. For some notes on the creation of the video, see this and this Productivity Log.

Rurouni Kenshin (2012) - Unbreakable Heart

I made this video in May of 2013. It was the first time I'd worked with live action footage rather than animated, and it was a distinctly different experience. In some ways it was more difficult, but in others it was actually much easier. I'm extremely pleased with the finished product, in any case! I look forward to doing more live action stuff in future, though at the moment I have no particular ideas.

As far as the lyrics go, this song is much less how I think of Kenshin than how I think Kaoru might think of Kenshin. And I'm afraid she'll find, come Jinchuu, that he isn't quite as unbreakable as she believes. But anyway, I think the song fits pretty well.

Gundam Wing - Life Starts Now

Obviously I love Heero and Duo together, so here's me in December of 2010 contriving to erase all other characters from various scenes and shove them together to showcase their deep, forever love :D

Gundam Wing: Friendship Is Magic

People kept making these, the major draw being the assignment of traits (Elements of Harmony) to characters in whatever new series you had in mind. Nobody had done it for Gundam Wing, so in January of 2012 I figured I would. It makes me laugh pretty hard in spots, particularly Heero watching MLP:FiM and then later sending Treize a picture of himself and the other characters in his gundam.

Rurouni Kenshin - My Favorite Guys

Many years ago, when I used to post stuff on fanfiction.net, I made a tradition of putting up a new Rurouni Kenshin-related song "parody" along with every chapter or story. Most of them were very stupid, but there were a couple of diamonds in that rough (if I do say so myself) -- and one such was My Favorite Guys. Years later, in 2010, it occurred to me that it wouldn't be too difficult to dig up those old lyrics and make a music video out of them, so I did. In other words, yes, that is me you hear singing, and I apologize profusely for it.

The instrumentation comes from a karaoke CD called Just Tracks: Sing The Hits Of Rodgers and Hammerstein. It's really a dreadful track; it has all this background noise like whoever made it recorded it off of something else by putting an actual microphone up against the speaker it was playing out of. I would definitely not recommend buying this CD, or probably anything bearing a similar title.

Many thanks go out to my mother (not that she sees this stuff) for her sound-related assistance. She couldn't make me or the awful karaoke track sound any better, but without her I couldn't have recorded this thing at all. She is awesome.

Lastly, the lyrics:

Psychos with glasses and kanji-marked brawlers...
Weapon collectors and gay sickle-haulers...
Deadpans who never show any surprise...
These are a few of my favorite guys.

Paisley bandannas and big crimson collars...
Dark puppet-masters and kenjutsu scholars...
Warriors who fight with their bangs in their eyes...
These are a few of my favorite guys.

Red-haired assassins and wolves that are taller...
Prodigal smilers and cruel girlfriend-maulers...
Masters of moves in just one or two tries...
These are a few of my favorite guys.

When the real world’s jerks and losers start to make me mad,
I simply remember my favorite guys,
And then I don’t feel so bad.

GetBackers - Never Too Late

I made this video in September of 2008. It was difficult not to make it entirely about Akabane.

Rurouni Kenshin - Du Hast (Enishi Remix)

Rammstein is one of my favorite bands, and when it originally crossed my mind in 2004 to make Du Hast into a music video about Enishi, Kenshin, and Tomoe, my first thought was, What a shame Jinchuu was never animated. But despite the obvious lack of animated footage, the idea wouldn't go away and wouldn't go away, until finally I decided to experiment with manga frames just to see what I could come up with. The result is, at the very least, interesting.

As with my previous video, my impatience shows quite a bit here; there are several spots that make me wince because I was just too lazy to go fix whatever the problem was. Also, the quality deteriorated on conversion much more than that of the previous video, probably because of the manga frames. I did hack bits out of the song, BTW. You can only put footage to "Du / Du hast / Du hast mich" so many times before you go completely crazy.

Here's an unnecessarily lengthy explanation of why these lyrics are so fitting:

Du / Du hast / Du hast mich - Until he actually finishes this phrase, it sounds like he's saying "Du hasst mich," which means "You hate me." This seems to me appropriate for both Enishi and Tomoe in relation to Kenshin because Enishi's hatred is based on incomplete knowledge of the situation and of Tomoe's heart, while Tomoe's hatred is changed or eradicated when she gains better knowledge of Kenshin's character -- so their hatred, like one's initial assumption that Till is saying "You hate me," arises from not having all the facts. Yet Enishi assumed for years that Tomoe wanted revenge, Tomoe herself sought revenge at first, and one hears "You hate me" whether or not that's what the line actually says -- so the hatred does exist.

Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab' Nichts gesagt - So the complete phrase actually means, "You asked me and I said nothing." I found this a very fitting expression of Kenshin's inability, for quite some time, to come up with an "answer" for Enishi on the subject of the crimes he'd committed as a hitokiri, specifically killing Tomoe. And during his time in Rakuninmura searching for that answer, several people asked (and told) Kenshin things and he said nothing. Even after Kenshin had found his "answer," Enishi could not accept it -- so it was still as if he'd said nothing in response to what Enishi had "asked."

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheide' treu ihr sein für alle Tage? - This is a typical wedding-vow phrase -- "Will you be true to her for all your days, until death separates you?" -- after which we hear the feminine voice answer faintly in the affirmative and the masculine voice or narrator iterate loudly, "Nein!!" making the song, or at least this particular part of it, a sort of cry out against marriage or an expression of the breaking of wedding vows. And I have to think that killing one's wife is a fairly decent way to break one's wedding vows!

But there's more to it than that. Once again, just listening to the line provides a couple of very different possible meanings -- because it sounds like he says, "Willst du bis der Tod der Scheide treu ihr sein für alle Tage?" which would mean, "Will you be true to her for all your days, until the death of the vagina?" It's a typical Rammstein trick to use a play on words to turn something like getting married, showing charity, or taking turns into something purely sexual -- but in this context it fits surprisingly well: the slang term for vagina used here, "der Scheide," literally means "the sheath." And what was Tomoe supposed to be for the ungovernable rage of her hitokiri husband? I think it was this phrase that first reminded me of the Kenshin/Tomoe/Enishi situation and gave me the initial idea for the music video.

The last thing I wish to note, unrelated to the song lyrics, is that I think Seisou Hen is utter bullshit. There is at least one spot in the video that seems to imply that I agree with some of the nonsense that happened in that OAV, but I really don't. Simply put, I could not resist using some of that footage since an animated Enishi was too good to pass up for this project.

Rurouni Kenshin - I Hate Everything About You

So I heard this song on the radio one day in early 2004 and just flipped out; it reminded me so much of Saitou and Sano that I had to go buy the Three Days Grace CD as soon as possible and try to figure out what to do with the song. The problem with it was that the lyrics weren't coherent enough to make a songfic out of, and I didn't know how to make music videos. Well, as you can see, I figured it out (to a certain extent); the song was just too perfect to leave alone.

The fact that I'm self-taught is painfully evident. There are some choppy moments that I was too impatient to smooth out, and the lip sync at the end of the verse is soOoOo corny (I couldn't resist seeing if I could do it; I really should have). It looks like there's supposed to be lip sync during the first chorus (Sano's mouth flaps a lot), but that was unintentional. It would have been a much better lip sync sequence than the one I did on purpose, though; I should have thought about it more.

The song, in case you're not familiar with it, has been shortened a little; I chopped out the "second verse," which is exactly the same as the first verse, to avoid boring repetition as well as to give myself a lighter workload.

I planned for years, after I became a little better at this hobby, to remake this video... but first someone else, obviously unaware mine existed, made their own Saitou & Sano MV to this same song; and then Watsuki turned out to be evil. So this remains as it is as a relic of a past age.

Unbreakable Heart

The intro is silent; adjust volume for hard rock.

This was the first time I’d worked with live action footage rather than animated, and it was a distinctly different experience. In some ways it was more difficult, but in others it was actually much easier. I’m extremely pleased with the finished product, in any case! I look forward to doing more live action stuff in future, though at the moment I have no particular ideas.

As was the case with Akabane in Never Too Late, it was very difficult here not to pack every instant of Saitou screentime in the movie into this music video. He’s just so damn amazing. I doubt I will use this movie as a source again, though I suppose it is possible, but I do occasionally daydream of doing a music video exclusively about this Saitou. And the song could be I’m Too Sexy or something.

Anyway, as far as the lyrics go, this song is much less how I think of Kenshin than how I think Kaoru might think of Kenshin. And I’m afraid she’ll find, come Jinchuu, that he isn’t quite as unbreakable as she believes. But anyway, I think the song fits pretty well.

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My Favorite Guys

Many years ago, when I posted more actively on fanfiction.net, I made a tradition of posting a new Rurouni Kenshin-related song “parody” along with every chapter or story I put up. Most of them were very stupid, but there were a couple of diamonds in that rough (if I do say so myself) — and one such was My Favorite Guys. Years later it occurred to me that it wouldn’t be too difficult to dig up those old lyrics and make a music video out of them, so I did. In other words, yes, that is me you hear singing, and I apologize profusely for it.

The instrumentation comes from a karaoke CD called Just Tracks: Sing The Hits Of Rodgers and Hammerstein. It’s really a dreadful track; it has all this background noise like whoever made it recorded it off of something else by putting an actual microphone up against the speaker it was playing out of. I would definitely not recommend buying this CD, or probably anything bearing a similar title.

Many thanks go out to my mother (not that she sees this stuff) for her sound-related assistance. She couldn’t make me or the awful karaoke track sound any better, but without her I couldn’t have recorded this thing at all. She is awesome.

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Lastly, the lyrics:

Psychos with glasses and kanji-marked brawlers…
Weapon collectors and gay sickle-haulers…
Deadpans who never show any surprise…
These are a few of my favorite guys.

Paisley bandannas and big crimson collars…
Dark puppet-masters and kenjutsu scholars…
Warriors who fight with their bangs in their eyes…
These are a few of my favorite guys.

Red-haired assassins and wolves that are taller…
Prodigal smilers and cruel girlfriend-maulers…
Masters of moves in just one or two tries…
These are a few of my favorite guys.

When the real world’s jerks and losers start to make me mad,
I simply remember my favorite guys,
And then I don’t feel so bad.

Never Too Late

I toyed with a couple of different titles for it, including Cheer Up, Emo Boy; Ginji and MakubeX Look Like They’re About To Make Out; and Dammit, Akabane, This Video Isn’t About You So Stop Trying To Hog The Camera You Damn Sexy Bitch, but eventually just decided to name it after the song, Never Too Late. Yes, it’s another Three Days Grace. They are awesome.

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Du Hast (Enishi Remix)

Rammstein is one of my favorite bands, and when it originally crossed my mind to make Du Hast into a music video about Enishi, Kenshin, and Tomoe, my first thought was, What a shame Jinchuu was never animated. But despite the obvious lack of animated footage, the idea wouldn’t go away and wouldn’t go away, until finally I decided to experiment with manga frames just to see what I could come up with. The result is, at the very least, interesting.

As with my previous video, my impatience shows quite a bit here; there are several spots that make me wince because I was just too lazy to go fix whatever the problem was. Also, the quality deteriorated on conversion much more than that of the previous video, probably because of the manga frames. I did hack bits out of the song, BTW. You can only put footage to “Du / Du hast / Du hast mich” so many times before you go completely crazy.

Here’s an unnecessarily lengthy explanation of why these lyrics are so fitting:

Du / Du hast / Du hast mich – Until he actually finishes this phrase, it sounds like he’s saying “Du hasst mich,” which means “You hate me.” This seems to me appropriate for both Enishi and Tomoe in relation to Kenshin because Enishi’s hatred is based on incomplete knowledge of the situation and Tomoe’s heart, while Tomoe’s is changed or eradicated when she gains better knowledge of Kenshin’s character — so their hatred, like one’s initial assumption that Till is saying “You hate me,” arises from not having all the facts. Yet Enishi assumed for years that Tomoe wanted revenge, Tomoe herself sought revenge at first, and one hears “You hate me” whether or not that’s what the line actually says — so the hatred does exist.

Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab’ Nichts gesagt – So the complete phrase actually means, “You asked me and I said nothing.” I found this a very fitting expression of Kenshin’s inability, for quite some time, to come up with an “answer” for Enishi on the subject of the crimes he’d committed as a hitokiri, specifically killing Tomoe. And during his time in Rakuninmura searching for that answer, several people asked (and told) Kenshin things and he said nothing. Even after Kenshin had found his “answer,” Enishi could not accept it — so it was still as if he’d said nothing in response to what Enishi had “asked.”

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheide’ treu ihr sein für alle Tage? – This is a typical wedding-vow phrase — “Will you be true to her for all your days, until death separates you?” — after which we hear the feminine voice answer faintly in the affirmative and the masculine voice or narrator iterate loudly, “Nein!!” making the song, or at least this particular part of it, a sort of cry out against marriage or an expression of the breaking of wedding vows. And I have to think that killing one’s wife is a fairly decent way to break one’s wedding vows.

But there’s more to it than that. Once again, just listening to the line provides a couple of very different possible meanings — because it sounds like he says, “Willst du bis der Tod der Scheide treu ihr sein für alle Tage?” which would mean, “Will you be true to her for all your days, until the death of the vagina?” It’s a typical Rammstein trick to use a play on words to turn something like getting married, showing charity, or taking turns into something purely sexual — but in this context it fits surprisingly well: the slang term for vagina used here, “der Scheide,” literally means “the sheath.” And what was Tomoe supposed to be for the ungovernable rage of her hitokiri husband? I think it was this phrase that first reminded me of the Kenshin/Tomoe/Enishi situation and gave me the initial idea for the music video.

The last thing I wish to note, unrelated to the song lyrics, is that I think Seisou Hen is utter bullshit. There is at least one spot in the video that seems to imply that I agree with some of the nonsense that happened in that OAV, but I really don’t. Simply put, I could not resist using some of that footage since an animated Enishi was too good to pass up for this project.

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Saitou/Sano – I Hate Everything About You

So I heard this song on the radio one day and just flipped out; it reminded me so much of Saitou and Sano that I had to go buy the Three Days Grace CD as soon as possible and try to figure out what to do with the song. The problem with it was that the lyrics weren’t coherent enough to make a songfic out of, and I didn’t know how to make music videos. Well, as you can see, I figured it out; the song was just too perfect to leave alone.

The fact that I’m self-taught is rather evident. There are some choppy moments that I was too impatient to smooth out, and the lip sync at the end of the verse is painfully corny (I couldn’t resist seeing if I could do it; really should have). It looks like there’s supposed to be lip sync during the first chorus (Sano’s mouth moves a lot), but that was unintentional. It would have been a much better lip sync sequence than the one I did on purpose, though; I should have thought about it more.

The song, in case you’re not familiar with it, has been shortened a little; I chopped out the “second verse,” which is exactly the same as the first verse, to avoid boring repetition as well as to give myself a lighter workload.

As for content… this is not, as some irritating people seem to think, an effort to convince the RK world that Saitou and Sano are actually a couple; just like any Saitou x Sano fanfiction, this is aimed at those who already enjoy seeing them paired up and is merely one take on their possible romantic relationship.

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