Joker here for Halloween, presenting horror movie reviews and spiders!
Two hearts born to run — who’ll be the lonely one?
Today’s gem from Dipshit McFuckerface: “Tubal ligation is a lot easier to do right after a baby’s been delivered, so a lot of women, when they want that procedure done, will ask for it right after labor. But then you’ll get some woman...A quick rant
Dear person in a position of privilege, Do not look down from that height you’ve done nothing to earn and try to dictate the behavior of those that are suffering. You can’t declare, “I will only listen to your argument when you present it in a way...Maybe I’ll think of a real subject for this some other time
Lesta went up to Aurora to try to cockblock the Westboro Fuckers Cult in their protest of the memorial service. I would have gone with him, but when he called to see if I wanted to I wasn’t home from my excursion with Zombie Girl. ZG and I would have just gone...‘Cause tomorrow spring is here, ’cause tomorrow spring is here
How to send the lady at the dry cleaner into a frothing rage: 1. Have a wedding 2. Have a wedding feast with 31 tables 3. Cover these 31 tables with glitter, little plastic jewels, sparkly confetti, dessert mints, noodles, spaghetti sauce, and stupid little...I’m documenting here the email I sent Hasbro because I want it clear which side of the fence I’m on, and also so I can look back on the email sometime in the distant future when I’ve calmed down a bit and try to judge a little better whether or not I...
The Adventures of Item in Dentistland
I think I’ve calmed down enough to attempt to type up what happened last week that upset me so much. Maybe if I write it out like a play I will not become as annoyed. The Adventures of Item in Dentistland Dramatis Personæ: Bitch (a hygienist) Ditz (a...My personal life is no more personal than a straight person’s. In using the word “girlfriend” I am not forcing too much information on anyone; saying “boyfriend” would not change the level of appropriateness of my statement. In some...
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I go to ZG’s house and get charmingly bitten by an adorable snakie. She comes to my house and gets her rear windshield smashed in by some dumbass kid hanging out of a car wis a baseball bat. The fuck, people. Find something else to do.More Alexx rantings
So today we got into charting. I.e. documenting the condition of patients’ teeth using the different types of charts common to the dental practice in the U.S.. There are three of us in the class for whom this is the first term; for the rest, it’s the...Seeking opinions
All right, it’s really late, but I want to get this typed out before I go to bed. I’m seeking opinions on the current situation at work, which this evening changed from irritating to downright maddening. Lots of details under the cut, and it’s...Foods of evil death
OK, rant: I am getting more and more irritated wis my allergies lately. It seems silly, when some people have so much worse (like my sister, who can’t eat bread products or milk products), but not being able to eat most fruits or vegetables is REALLY FREAKING...I’M GOING TO SNAP
Somehow I’ve ended up sitting next to Tina Marie almost every fucking day this week, and I swear one of these days I really am going to stand up and hurl some heavy object at her as I scream a contradiction of whatever supremely retarded thing she just told a...Still at my parents’ Haus
So there are four little open boxes with some dots inside themm. Underneath it says “Y M C K,” which I assume is different from YMCA. There is a little light on above the “K” box. I believe this is the reason I can’t print anything else....asdfasdflkajsdfl;kjasd;lfkhjaskjehgftkjasfnbvjzxnlcbvkjlharetuuiowehflajksdcvjklnxzCKVjnhfksdegh;oauiwegjansdvklnasfb,mjknask;fjbhaiughasnvkjanvkjlhaeiurghaewrghui;aewhgkujgbuijh;aiufghjkasgdvhakjsghriuheapuil;ehrnghkjasdfvgnuirea;ghtrjdsfgnvkbas;jghajkshruagrunjk;ruikj...
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Video blog episode 7 (Oh, the Cleverness of Me!)
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Video blog episode 6 (All Horror, All the Time)
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