Nov 30, 2009 | Personal Journal Entries |
I dreamed that Zombie Girl was the queen of the Labyrinth, and that Dr. Manhattan was telling me his thesis concerning Wile E. Coyote. He maintained that, although everyone accepts that Wile E.’s relationship with Road Runner is canon (i.e. R.R. is his...
Nov 13, 2009 | Personal Journal Entries |
This old man came in yesterday and asked, “Do you know where you have English muffins?” “Over here somewhere,” said I cheerfully as I came to join him in the expansive bread area on the other side of the counter. “Let’s see if we...
Dec 12, 2008 | Personal Journal Entries |
I dreamed I was in high school (ugh) and was having a hard time catching the bus. For some reason, a couple of fellow students and I had driven to the bus stop to catch the bus, but the bus took off before we could get out of the car. I suppose it’s logical to...
Dec 8, 2008 | Personal Journal Entries |
Sometimes my left ear suddenly gets all hot while my right ear remains normal. It’s not infected or hurt or anything; it just randomly heats up and it’s so weird. The problem wis this is that I have a sort of fixation wis items that are an unusual...
Nov 13, 2008 | Personal Journal Entries |
In my first dream, some other female person and I were members of this army sort of thing that was led by Saitou, and we were both in love with Saitou (obviously). I think he was annoyed at us for being in love wis him, because he was avoiding us and had assigned us...
Sep 22, 2008 | Personal Journal Entries |
Jan 2, 2008 | Personal Journal Entries |
I decided to make an entry, but by the time I’d typed the very important subject I realized that I had nothing to say or had forgotten what I was going to say. So I will just make some important philosophical comments on various important topics. Vampires are...
Dec 11, 2007 | Personal Journal Entries |
So I have this neighbor/coworker Tanya who is really strange. Now I will describe the experience I had with her the other day. I was washing dishes when she showed up at my door carrying a plastic bag; it reminded me a little of Senor Cardgage — was it cold...
Nov 15, 2007 | Personal Journal Entries |
Randomly, my beloved battle-axe necklace started to smell really bad…. this oily, decaying, fecal smell that I can’t describe any better than I just have but that makes me gag. I have a tendency to finger the necklace when I’m thinking about...
Sep 28, 2007 | Personal Journal Entries |
I stopped posting about my constant influx of “free money if you give us money” letters a long time ago since it got un-funny after about the first million. But this one I kept for a long time because it was hilarious — it’s my favorite...
Jul 2, 2007 | Personal Journal Entries |
So I got dressed and went to work as usual, and nothing seemed amiss. But after about an hour and a half of sitting at work doing work, my ass started to feel strange. It felt like something sticky had gotten between my buttocks and dried/hardened so that the little...
Mar 30, 2007 | Personal Journal Entries |
I don’t know how I manage to luck out so much. My mail is a constant source of entertainment for me. Today I won $1,800,000.00 in SWEEPSTAKES and CONTEST MONIES and PRIZE opportunities; I just have to pay a $21.99 appointed release fee. And then… this is...
Mar 26, 2007 | Personal Journal Entries |
Today at work I was horribly tired on account of having the worst sleep ever yesterday. However, it was a good day nonetheless. One notable item in particular: As Gregoreee and I were walking out of work, we turned a corner in the hallway and what did we see? Yeth. We...
Jan 13, 2007 | Personal Journal Entries |
My uncle is irritating, but I emailed him at some point for something (asking about a computer program he’d had once or something), and happened to mention Firefly. He’d just bought the series himself, and proceeded to tell me what he thought of it: Good...
