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I dreamed that Zombie Girl was the queen of the Labyrinth, and that Dr. Manhattan was telling me his thesis concerning Wile E. Coyote. He maintained that, although everyone accepts that Wile E.’s relationship with Road Runner is canon (i.e. R.R. is his...

Bagels and survey

This old man came in yesterday and asked, “Do you know where you have English muffins?” “Over here somewhere,” said I cheerfully as I came to join him in the expansive bread area on the other side of the counter. “Let’s see if we...

HOT EAR ON ME

Sometimes my left ear suddenly gets all hot while my right ear remains normal. It’s not infected or hurt or anything; it just randomly heats up and it’s so weird. The problem wis this is that I have a sort of fixation wis items that are an unusual...

ONCE UPON A TIME

I decided to make an entry, but by the time I’d typed the very important subject I realized that I had nothing to say or had forgotten what I was going to say. So I will just make some important philosophical comments on various important topics. Vampires are...

Tanya

So I have this neighbor/coworker Tanya who is really strange. Now I will describe the experience I had with her the other day. I was washing dishes when she showed up at my door carrying a plastic bag; it reminded me a little of Senor Cardgage — was it cold...

HOLY COW !

I stopped posting about my constant influx of “free money if you give us money” letters a long time ago since it got un-funny after about the first million. But this one I kept for a long time because it was hilarious — it’s my favorite...

Ass-related TMI

So I got dressed and went to work as usual, and nothing seemed amiss. But after about an hour and a half of sitting at work doing work, my ass started to feel strange. It felt like something sticky had gotten between my buttocks and dried/hardened so that the little...

Mails

I don’t know how I manage to luck out so much. My mail is a constant source of entertainment for me. Today I won $1,800,000.00 in SWEEPSTAKES and CONTEST MONIES and PRIZE opportunities; I just have to pay a $21.99 appointed release fee. And then… this is...

A very important lj entry

Today at work I was horribly tired on account of having the worst sleep ever yesterday. However, it was a good day nonetheless. One notable item in particular: As Gregoreee and I were walking out of work, we turned a corner in the hallway and what did we see? Yeth. We...

My uncle’s thoughts on Firefly

My uncle is irritating, but I emailed him at some point for something (asking about a computer program he’d had once or something), and happened to mention Firefly. He’d just bought the series himself, and proceeded to tell me what he thought of it: Good...