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Let’s have a personal journal entry fifteen days before my birthday! I’ve been sick for, like, three weeks. It’s slowly going away, but I still have this stupid cough. Fortunately, I’m feeling fairly human again by now, and yesterday I actually...Girl, that’s a lace-front, I can tell
I would begin this entry by telling all about my new job, but honestly I don’t have much to say about that. Doggie kisses! Yay! It’s going pretty well so far, and also it’s exhausting. I met a dog named Drama Llama. I get a long weekend every...Hurry, hurry!
I know I’ve used this same subject line before, but I’m just so happy Peyton hasn’t actually abandoned it that I had to repeat. Not like I don’t reuse subjects all the time anyway… I’m pretty sure “DOKANAKYA! Thou hast the...Qué suba el telón cámara, acción
Well, guess what starts today. THAT’S RIGHT MY BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN. Thirty-three days ’til I turn thirty-three!! It’s a shame this happy event is insufficient to reverse the grouchy mood I’m in. Fortunately, I have some things to share that do...If the girl that you dreamed of last night had the same dream in the very same scene
Aight, time for the weekend update, post-bovine edition. As a matter of fact, you could call this one the ovine/caprine edition. On Friday we did more livestock-wrestling. Or, rather, we did our first livestock-wrestling, since wrestling a rodeo bull kinda...Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee
I get lots and lots of spam email in Russian, and that’s pretty cool. Does anyone know how I can get spam in other languages too? I have no idea how the Russian spam got started, so I don’t know how to go about getting a bunch of people to start spamming...Wake up, wake up, just tell me how I can never give up
The first dream I had that I forgot about when I was writing that long entry the other day was the one where I and some other, like, witches or something were doing some kind of exam. It was almost my turn. This exam involved these giant puppetish dolls with super...No more journal neglect
Aight, before I even start talking about last week, an explanation of the move to WordPress: Livejournal is continually making changes to their service that take it farther and farther away from what I’ve been primarily using it for, and continually leaving...Can you dig it? Yes, I can.
OK, here is an entry chock-full of pointless complaining, so it might as well be behind a cut. I’ve slept very badly the last two nights, so I can probably expect one more instance of that tonight. If I couldn’t tell by my own powers that I’d slept...Thanks! I always do.
Working on site item, I have come across a YouTube video of one of my mom’s songs with the following description: “nice lil church song.. defordmusic.com she has nice music there..enjoy bitches” I’m going to tell her about it, but I’m...Enemies wot
There are two posts in a row on my flist right now, from two different people, with the same subject line. I just thought I’d document the occasion by… mentioning it.What is destined can’t be altered; it’s only a matter of time
The other night I dreamed that my dad suddenly decided it would be cool to drive up into the mountains. So mom and I and dad drove up into the mountains heading for some national park up there, and on the way I was playing with my awesome phone. When we got to the...Protected: What is this I don’t even
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I dreamed that mom and dad and I and Lester were at Disneyland. Besides the usual “what should we go on next?” nonsense that seems to be more than half of most of my Disneyland dreams, there was this part about one “ride” that was just jumping...
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Video blog episodes 8 (Look Out) and 9 (Copyright that Sweet Face [Part 1])
November medical update
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Video blog episode 7 (Oh, the Cleverness of Me!)
Two October horror movies, a long segment about a picture I finished drawing a while ago, and some clouds.
Video blog episode 6 (All Horror, All the Time)
In which I give one movie a fairly proper review, and then talk about Get Out for, like, eight minutes
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