You should feel threatened by me

The day before yesterday, something that looked very, very much like diarrhea exploded out of the back of the dry cleaning machine. It was just used chemicals, but the color and consistency… it was far more hilarious than it probably should have been. I have...

Song title meme

Using only song titles from one artist, cleverly answer these questions. Pick Your Artist: Michael Jackson (encompassing the Jacksons/Jackson 5) Are you male or female: Girlfriend Describe yourself: Invincible How do you feel about yourself: Thriller Describe where...

Item

Somebody found my site searching Google for “what is the name of the burn guy in rurouni kenshin?” This is terribly amusing on me. The problem wis Michael Jackson music (similar to the problem wis teh Izz and Saitou/Sano and a number of other things) is...

MJ Love

So, I don’t really dislike the intro to Black or White, but sometimes in a mixed playlist it’s a little… annoying. So I asked my mom to make me an introless version. Also, I had her make me a version of Will You Be There that fades out before he...

Zomb epiphany and rename notice

This meme is great, and it’s made me realize something very important. I used to have sad thoughts about what if zombs, until this meme brought me to a better understanding of that hypothetical situation. You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have: 1....

Stuff

Yesterday we went to the aquarium in Denver. We were going to go to the zoo also, but managed to get there twenty minutes after they’d stopped admitting people (even though they didn’t officially close for two more hours). I like the aquarium better than...