HELP ME SING IT

Apr 13, 2012 | Personal Journal Entries | 3 comments

A customer came in today whose last name was “Dilda.” I had to restrain a number of rude comments that he has undoubtedly heard many times before during the course of his life. One of the orthodontists for whom I interned back in the dark ages came in...

Jan 21, 2007 | Personal Journal Entries | 3 comments

It’s… snowing again. OMG SURPRISE!!!! Very gently, though. Hopefully my parents will not insist on driving me to work all this week again. I’m cleaning/organizing my computer table finally. AND EVERY LAST INCH OF IT’S COVERED WITH HAIR. I will...

Evribodi SPEAK AND SAY STI

Jan 2, 2007 | Personal Journal Entries | 0 comments

LA LA. I am home from work now. I am the hungriest and the tiredest at the same time. Whilst I am at my parents’ house I never take food to work because I don’t want to take all their food and I don’t feel like stashing my own food in their kitchen....

Tokio attack mode and a work story

Nov 20, 2006 | Personal Journal Entries | 9 comments

Cat’s new random victim is the dishes in the sink. Not quite as strange as an indentation in the carpet, but still rather odd, methinks. Today at work I overheard the following: “All right, can I get your ten-digit phone number starting with the area code?...

Work notes

Nov 18, 2006 | Personal Journal Entries | 2 comments

The latest funny customerisms from the margins of the stuff I’m typing out… Somebody referred to the hour glass as a “minute glass.” Somebody else referred to the Oystr phone as an “Oscar phone.” But the best one was when this one...