HELP ME SING IT

A customer came in today whose last name was “Dilda.” I had to restrain a number of rude comments that he has undoubtedly heard many times before during the course of his life. One of the orthodontists for whom I interned back in the dark ages came in...

It’s… snowing again. OMG SURPRISE!!!! Very gently, though. Hopefully my parents will not insist on driving me to work all this week again. I’m cleaning/organizing my computer table finally. AND EVERY LAST INCH OF IT’S COVERED WITH HAIR. I will...

Evribodi SPEAK AND SAY STI

LA LA. I am home from work now. I am the hungriest and the tiredest at the same time. Whilst I am at my parents’ house I never take food to work because I don’t want to take all their food and I don’t feel like stashing my own food in their kitchen....

Tokio attack mode and a work story

Cat’s new random victim is the dishes in the sink. Not quite as strange as an indentation in the carpet, but still rather odd, methinks. Today at work I overheard the following: “All right, can I get your ten-digit phone number starting with the area code?...

Work notes

The latest funny customerisms from the margins of the stuff I’m typing out… Somebody referred to the hour glass as a “minute glass.” Somebody else referred to the Oystr phone as an “Oscar phone.” But the best one was when this one...